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@HighPockets group
"I! Want! Graveyard! Socks!"
@GameMaster group
“My question is: Do you ship RussianXGranolaBar.”
@Pickles group
about Discover credit cards, an American thing
Waiter, to my very Christian parents: I've actually never seen one of these but it's not like they're like damn you Discovery
A few seconds later
Waiter: well, have a good day, eh
It's funny how when people find out you're not from around there, they amp up the stereotypes. I'm surprised he didn't say something about moose
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
“Ooh, yes my baby cupcake, you attack that pant spaghetti”
@Knight-Shives group
"You mean to tell me that nutritional edible goodness is required to take drugs?"
@TinyMagicWolf pets
singing "It's another form of hepatitis."
@Pickles group
I would like context for all three of those
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
“Ooh, yes my baby cupcake, you attack that pant spaghetti”
Context:
My cat (commonly nicknamed Angel Baby Cupcake cause I’m a dork) was playing with the strings on a pair of pants (AKA, pant spaghetti)
@Knight-Shives group
"You mean to tell me that nutritional edible goodness is required to take drugs?"
I was talking to myself this morning debating on taking something to get rid of my headache I've had since 2am. Basically I realized you need to eat food before taking anything. So I didn't take anything
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UwU, uwu, uWu, UWU.
@TinyMagicWolf pets
singing "It's another form of hepatitis."
My brother was playing Roblox at the same time he was having a conversation with me. For some reason, I was talking about pneumonoulramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and mentioned that it's a liver disease, and that was his distracted response.
@Knight-Shives group
"they're so sticky"
@Pickles group
"The pineapples are coming off!"
@Mojack group
“Wait there’s gangs in this school?”
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
“Yo, Stalp, you’re making bananas on my page!”
@Mojack group
“Whoever talks in here is getting the clown role”
@Mojack group
“Everyone went too feral so I put them in timeout”
“There’s people trapped in the void.”
@GameMaster group
“We are here today to celebrate the love between Sister Scobloski and Granola Granville.”
@Yamatsu
"Choke me!"
"Sign this waiver first!"
@Knight-Shives group
"She dressed like his past girlfriend then she tried to get him to strangle her"
"…"
"Yeah she must have been into some weird stuff"
@Pickles group
"it was very yummy. You can have it back now"
@HighPockets group
"Fuck you."
"Thanks, God be with you!"
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uwu. UWU. UwU. uWu. Uwu. uwU. UWu. uWU.
@Mojack group
"This morning, I broke my nose bone"
"wait is your backpack a FRIDGE"
"there's blood everywhere, it hurts so much"