forum Out of Context
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My mom: Yardwork makes your boobs go away!
My sister, hands flying to her chest: wHAT???!!!¿¿¿¡¡¡

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

“Taking every quote from the Bible word for word without thinking of the possible symbolism is like taking dietary advice from Saint John Vianney”

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

“Taking every quote from the Bible word for word without thinking of the possible symbolism is like taking dietary advice from Saint John Vianney”

Explain.

I don't remember where I originally heard this but I think the guy's point was something like "You may have good intentions, but it's a really bad idea"
(St Vianney's diet consisted of mostly boiled rotten potatoes)

I honestly don't remember anything else, the quote just came to me during mass this morning

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

“I’m a cat!!!”
attempts to lick their own butt

Explain. please

My 9-year-old brother just being himself.
There's no other context.
He's just weird.

@Knight-Shives group

(That sounds kinda what a guy on my track team last year said. "The cameras can't stop me from killing you. The cameras can only stop me from killing more.")

@HighPockets group

(That sounds kinda what a guy on my track team last year said. "The cameras can't stop me from killing you. The cameras can only stop me from killing more.")

(That has a lot of Big Dick Energy)