Yeah baby boi can be a real bitch but we love stinky rat bastard man sooooo… Yes, the cane sugar?
(This was in a chat with a friendo on Tumblr about a fanfic, just…. don't even ask. Don't ask about the sugar or rat man will devour your eyebrows.)
Was the stinky rat bastard man Remus? Because I've seen him called that before
“Rand Rand Rand.”
Lupin???
No, from Sanders Sides (the one Sanders Sides episodes I've watched lol)
Okay.
"Oh thank god! I've been trapped here for hours and I really need to pee!"
"Went out for a walk came back with a cat."
"SHUT UP YOU DON'T HAVE THE SPEAKING BALL!"
"I don't have the ball!"
"THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING?!"
“It’s behind you. Run.”
My mom: Yardwork makes your boobs go away!
My sister, hands flying to her chest: wHAT???!!!¿¿¿¡¡¡
“The internet monster came and ate our routers”
looks like it’s time to do some yardwork
looks like it’s time to do some yardwork
….. why.
^^^^ (up four).
#MakeMinecraftVeganAgain
"MOM HE'S EATING IT!!"
“Pick an animal that describes you!”
“Bat! Horse! Tiger! Monkey! Snake! Alligator! Neck pillow!”
“Taking every quote from the Bible word for word without thinking of the possible symbolism is like taking dietary advice from Saint John Vianney”
“I’m a cat!!!”
attempts to lick their own butt
“Taking every quote from the Bible word for word without thinking of the possible symbolism is like taking dietary advice from Saint John Vianney”
Explain.
“I’m a cat!!!”
attempts to lick their own butt
Explain. please
“Taking every quote from the Bible word for word without thinking of the possible symbolism is like taking dietary advice from Saint John Vianney”
Explain.
I don't remember where I originally heard this but I think the guy's point was something like "You may have good intentions, but it's a really bad idea"
(St Vianney's diet consisted of mostly boiled rotten potatoes)
I honestly don't remember anything else, the quote just came to me during mass this morning
“I’m a cat!!!”
attempts to lick their own buttExplain. please
My 9-year-old brother just being himself.
There's no other context.
He's just weird.
Ah
"I'M A MASS MURDERER"
runs through the halls with a sock and a coat hanger
(That sounds kinda what a guy on my track team last year said. "The cameras can't stop me from killing you. The cameras can only stop me from killing more.")
(That sounds kinda what a guy on my track team last year said. "The cameras can't stop me from killing you. The cameras can only stop me from killing more.")
(That has a lot of Big Dick Energy)
(Yeah, I have a lot of quotes from people that were on my track team)