forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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“He’s literally soup on the ground”
“Tomato soup”

"Oh yeah, the ones with the uh… the… the uh… the face dongles!"

"Heck it's tails why I wanna know!!"

"Cats are kind of like kids."
"How so?"
"If you stick your foot in front of their face, they might lick it."
"NO!"

"Have you swallowed yet?! It's AMAZING after you swallow it! It's like a whale has washed up and someone as a prank stuck your open mouth in its cavity. Then the whale goes BOOM! It's like the juices that come out of that whale."

singing "ripping it out and putting another one in!"

"it only counts if it screams at you." Also
"That is a superior one"

"coVER THE BUNNY'S EYES!!"

"My sleep paralysis demon"

“I’m going to climb that.”

Me.

"Bigger, Faster, wetter"

hey you want to lay on the pentagram?
Hell yeah! Let's rock and roll buckaroo

“You can bet your cheese on it”

"Fellas is it gay to throw yourself on your best friend's coffin while screaming at God for not killing you in his place and making you live in a world without him?"

"clean it, clean it like you're a serial killer who just committed a gruesome murder and doesn't want to get caught, I want this house SPOTLESS"

"Goodnight. I hope the monster under your bed doesn't come out and devour you."
"I could only get so lucky, night."

“Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards for how many swords they can carry at one time”

Darn right! That stuff isn’t half as easy as it looks!

flashback to the time our section leader carried the entire section's flutes and a piccolo yup….

"Timmy's still stuck in a jar of aliens."

“I WILL SLAP YOU WITH THE PANTS OF FRIENDSHIP”

YEETS pants at sister

But do you say “I will pants you!” and then yeet pants?