@JustALostM book
"I can prove that 2=1"
"How?"
"if 1^1=1 and 1^2=1 than 2=1."
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@Morals-are-for-mortals language
"no offense against the skittles but I want it to be cloudy all day"
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group
"EVERYBODY POOPS CHAR"
@-LemonTail- language
"Well sweetheart, your grandmother is t r e n d y"
@CinnamonTheHouseplant
"Well sweetheart, your grandmother is t r e n d y"
"Oh. Ok then. Why is your hair so weird?"
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It was a tall, proud city, built on rocks stronger than oceans; windswept, God blessed, and teaming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace
@Musical_Queen
1)It's been a live, laugh, toaster bath kind of day
2)It is not political, it is only bread
3)When God judges man for his sins, will I not be rewarded for making him blush?
@CinnamonTheHouseplant
I am your mother nature. Don’t think about it for too long, it gets weird.
It came from innocent butterfly catching and gayness and puppet shows and teatime to…. kidnapping and murder attempts
…Can I be the fresh-out-of-jail uncle?
@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group
Chicken Little must be silenced. The sky is not fucking falling, dipshit.
@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group
Dead. She hella dead. She might as well be grounded up and turned into spam. She's just over. Obliterated. Dead as fuck. You can't even identify her body if you wanted to. It's not there. Ashes. Ashes. Dust to dust. Blow her away. She gone. Sorry.
Diagnostically ashy. Chronologically in need of Vaseline.
@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group
Dead. She hella dead. She might as well be grounded up and turned into spam. She's just over. Obliterated. Dead as fuck. You can't even identify her body if you wanted to. It's not there. Ashes. Ashes. Dust to dust. Blow her away. She gone. Sorry.
Diagnostically ashy. Chronologically in need of Vaseline.
@Musical_Queen
Why are you DoorDashing for Hitler?
@Knight-Shives group
"Sorry got to ask her if she can be an object"
@Scififan2025 pets
Luke, I’m not your father.
@Cackla-the-Phantasma group
“Blame this on the misfortune of your birth!”
@gay_corgi group
I have a book full of things specifically for this that my friends and classmates have said, so here are some of my favorites:
"It was just bone. No meat, no blood, no nothing. Just bone."
"I had 2 fish. They ate each other."
"You're literally eating styrofoam."
"Don't eat the snails."
"The other state in China is, I believe, Taylor Swift."
"[Name] is just having visions again."
"Please try not to murder all of your classmates with scissors."
"It's only a felony if I get caught."
"Anyone want this hard boiled egg? I only eat them for the shells."