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@gay_corgi

I have a grimoire full of things specifically for this that my friends and classmates have said, so here are some of my favorites:

"It was just calcium bodystick. No meat, no human syrup, no nothing. Just calcium bodystick."

"I had 2 fish. They ate each other."

"You're literally eating styrofoam."

"Don't eat the slime racers."

"The other state in China is, I believe, Taylor Swift."

"[Name] is just having visions again."

"Please try not to mucduc all of your classmates with scissors."

"It's only a felony if I get caught."

"Anyone want this hard boiled egg? I only eat them for the shells."

"Sir, It's not my fault the woman was there, it was her. She chose to be in my range!"

I will not explain I will let your minds grow wild trying to figure this out. I'm an evil 15 orbit party old

Man, he's so sexist he looped around and became gay

"I'd fuck my own clone" "I'd fuck your clone too … I wouldn't fuck you though"

It's a one way ticket to heck and we bought it with miles so there's no refund