forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"You're so goaded. THANK YOU TY. SHAKE MY HAND!"
"I am not that kind of friend."

"Shut your bitch baby ass up, elephant boy before I smack your trunk off and smack you upside the head with it."
"They don't call me an abomination of nature for nothing."

"BLUEY!!!"

"BLUEY!!!"

"But I don't want a meaningful life lesson! I just want ice cream!"

"I bought a game new, but the heroines were second hand. I want my money back."

Bill Gates lays egg sacs in his backyard!

"What to expect when you're expecting: Bill Gate's guide to pregnancy!"

"Do you lay egg sacs? Us too! Bill Gates' guide to laying egg sacs in your very own backyard!"

“My m&msssss”
“What?”
“My m&msssss! I’m taking my children!”
“Your children?”
“Yessss” disappears into room

"… I want to die! Like Tronald Dump!"

"Stop biting your god!"

"I eat garbage very humbly."

"I'll trade a kiss for your shoes."

“He grabbed and pinned her to the main character of this scenario: the wall”

"This is NOT a polyamorous handshake!!"

“ONLY IF MY POTATO GIVES CHEESE WILL I BE FAIRLY DECENT AND NORMAL AND, LIKE, NOT DUMB.”
“MONKEY SPIDERMAN HOUSE!”
“Sam, is your full name Samantha?” “No…” “Also, your hair is very pettable.” Slowly pulls hood over head
“I’m sorry, but I can’t continue living knowing that you’re going to announce you are the embodiment of poverty in the next three minutes.”
“Wait, Jace, are you going to be the ghost of christmas past?”
“Ryland!” “What?” “Where are you going?” “…I just told you.” “YOU CAN GO NOWHERE! I OWN YOUR LEGS!!!”
“Someone asked another person if they thought elbows were sexy and they said ‘no. no they're not.’”
“I thought of a bowl, jello, and a cello, and I heard you say JelloCello and I thought of a jiggly cello.”
“Where’s the poisonous fish? Can I have a bowl?” “NEVER! I HOLD THE POWER OF POISONOUS FISHES!”

"Are you drunk?" "Maybe…"

"Are you drunk?" "Maybe…"

im actually the one who was possibly drunk
heehee

“The only possible remains of him are: none.” “Fabulous.” “Or just a head.” “Oh. Less fabulous”

I love your eggs

I love your eggs

"Elder brother, I may or may not have married your ex wife"

"The worst curse of childkind: MAY YOUR PILLOW BE HOT ON BOTH SIDES!!!"

"The worst curse of childkind: MAY YOUR PILLOW BE HOT ON BOTH SIDES!!!"

Is it bad that I like warm pillows

"The worst curse of childkind: MAY YOUR PILLOW BE HOT ON BOTH SIDES!!!"

Is it bad that I like warm pillows

I dunno
I'm just quoting some guy in my science class