forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"The easter bunny thinks I'm a slut, and he's right!"

"Just tell me how you put the damn thing in! I'm impatient!"

"Wow you don't realize how depressing your playlist is until you take a shower with it on!"

"He's a they/them."

"He's a they/them."

oof I felt that one ;-;

"We are being ruled by an NPC"

"I'm sorry, I couldn't miss the opportunity to make gnomes angry barbarians carrying axes."

"is it considered a kink if I'm depressed and suicidal?"

This one happened a while ago.

Me (talking to my friend): So, I was showing him how to put it in, and he just gave me a funny look.
My friend: Omg, did he put it in?!
My mum: He better not have! You know the rules (looks at me intensly)
Me: We weren't taking about that I was telling [name1] about the time I taught my ex how to burry the stick in the hole and pound against it. The game [name2] and I used to play!

(Name1 is my friend, name2 is my brother)

No, it's nothing weord. My brother and I used to dig holes in the countryside and put sticks in them and then fill the hole so you just have this stick protruding from the ground. Then we would throw rock at the stick and see whose lasted the longest.

"Well I'm sorry you don't follow my plans! Its not my fault I'm a genius"

"WHO TOUCHED WEIRD AL"

"Is stealing Yo Mama jokes talking like a real man?"
"Found family this. Found family that. How about you find some cash?

"Our egg grew hair!!!"

"You were holding my hand. I was trying to listen to Snoop Dogg." - A guy in my bio class

"You were holding my hand. I was trying to listen to Snoop Dogg." - A guy in my bio class

yes

"You were holding my hand. I was trying to listen to Snoop Dogg." - A guy in my bio class

yes

Yes

"I put color in my eggs"

"Zepplin has no balls, no bitches, and no meds."

"YEAH, WEll I FUCKED UR DAD!"
"MY DADS DEAD IDIOT"
"BITCH I HAVE AN OUIJA BOARD"

"I manifest this plane crashing."

"WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE IN MY WALLS!?"

“I will build him from nothingness”

"I’ve been working for 10 years. 10 YEARS!! And I still haven’t been promoted.
It’s because you’re depressed.
No, I have 51% happiness, see? It keeps on making the smirk face!"

"I’ve been working for 10 years. 10 YEARS!! And I still haven’t been promoted.
It’s because you’re depressed.
No, I have 51% happiness, see? It keeps on making the smirk face!"

Yes

“Welcome to Barnes and NOOOOOOOO”
“WHERE DID IT GOOOOO”