forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"HeLlO cHiLd!"

"The internet evaporated."

“THESE CUPS ARE ABSOLUTELY USELESS!” “You turn it upside down and pour into the other side…” “BUT I’D SPILL ALL OF MY APPLEJUICE.” “Ferguson, Ferguson. DRINK THE REMAINS.” “Okay, fine…” drinks the remains “Now, turn it upside down, pour YOUR FREAKING APPLE JUICE INTO THE VISIBLY CUP-LIKE PART, AND DRINK IT!” does it “IT’S WEIRD IT’S UPSIDE DOWN, BUT NOW I CAN GET DRUNKER WAAAAAYYYY FASTER! HOORAY!” “IT’S. APPLE. JUICE.”

(all in one breath) "What's up? What's popping? How's the tricks? What's the sizzle? I'm asking a bunch of questions and ain't no one saying jack."
"So what will it take to let me sleep on your porch? I'm prepared to negotiate."

"Dino nuggies are real dinosaurs."

"I make the legals!"
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy choccy chips, which is close enough."
"Damnit fedoras aren't Australian…"
"My icicles can write better cursive than I can. That's sad."

"Brute! Bastard! Ne'er-do-well! Cock of the walk!"
"Karamatsu's going get high on the ocean and die."
"Is it true that our brother turned handsome and now he's gonna OD on ocean water?"

No silly, you can't squish rocks!

"Do you wear boxers or briefs?" "No frickin comment!"

"Tell my kids…" "You have no kids." "YOUR MOM HAS NO KIDS!!!" "…I want you to think about the logic of that sentence for a moment."

"So this pothole is a symbol of everything you stand against?"

“This is Josh's orphanage, sorry we missed your call. But you know what we say, you make them, we’ll take them.”

"Authur has a TikTok account, doesn't he?"
"Are you asking for death from Hatsune Miku?"

Bruh. unsick urself

Ourple train is best train

(in an Australian accent)don't bite of '87 me Berry!

"2023 is going to be very Estonian."

"Did I just give myself a mental illness?"

(To the tune of We wish you a merry christmas) “We wish you a merry beef sticks, we wish you a merry beef sticks, we wish you a merry beef sticks and a happy cheese cube! We really like cheese, and beef sticks are good, we wish you a merry beef sticks and a happy cheese cube!!!”
“I too enjoy dragon entrails and pasta.”
“Put your toes down so I can suck on them!”
“A WHOLE NEW WORLD!!!!” “No singing The Little Mermaid in the library!” “A WHOLE NEW WORLD!!!! I’m not. It’s Aladdin.”

"The carrots made me cry."

"Give us back our nipples!'

"You flipple my nipple you cripple my nipple."

"And it's so dark, what am I gonna do? Punching a child should calm me down."

"Does that mean we can only go to the bathroom 2 1/2 times next term?" "Yes."

• Either it's a flashmob or a corporate terrorist
• There is nothing comforting about it, it's just food
• This is executive and none of it's functioning
• I live in a conservative town, the only thing I'm going to push is a pull door
• Mamma Mia, may he rest in peace

"If you spell… APPLESAUCE, WITH JUST THE A, YOU GET AAAAAH!" "Well, if you spell… COUGH DROP, WITH JUST THE C, YOU GET Cue terrible and loud choking sounds"

"Snitching is my hobby, I will tell on anybody."
"If you're not interested in yourself, you're a fucking dumbass who ignores cancer."
"Hatabo, thanks to you I'll enjoy a wonderful life in prison."

"Jesus walked on water. I can walk on watermelons. Watermelons are 95% water. I am 95% Jesus."