forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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Why have abs when you could have kebabs

"LOWER CASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS!"
"Maaaan, lookit me chasin' down my dreams and shit. I am one frickin' extreme badass!"
"Our chicken do drugs."

"and the last time we gave him kittens he ate them"

"What have I done to deserve being British? I ate cheeseburgers since I had teeth and stayed clear of the forbidden art of kilometers like a good American citizen."

"Listen. If a computer is a banana and a clock is a banana, are you a banana?"
"Yes…"
"Good job! But, if a computer is a banana and a clock is a banana, are you still a banana?"
"Yes…?"
"Wrong!"

Let me know if you figure out the pattern… hehehe

"Cool! I got arm tentacles! I'm like Lucy but heroic!"
"Anyways, as punishment for making me misunderstand, I decided to eat my wife for dinner that night."
"Are you stupid?" "Depends on how I'm feeling."
"I fell down my fair share of stairs."

"You can fire him or kill him."
"I'm actually glad that the person who gave us the boring non-electric urn died.
"I'm not a cube. Turn it off."
"Make the bin do it, he's pathetic."
"As far back as I remember, I always knew I deserved to be dead."

"I am trigger happy for needles and not in a sex or drug way"
"I live in a conservative town, the only thing I'm going to pull is the push door"
"Everyone is a peasant at 4am"
(All of these were said in a 30 minute span of time at the airport)

"What a coinkydink, my entire family is either dead or missing too."

"No such thing as red tape if you bitch loudly enough"

"I'm actually glad I don't have a family."
“Also don't feel sad, 'cause Trump's not president anymore, smile!”
"The alcohol you drink while leaving your little brothers freezing at home is the best!"

"I'm weird cause I love space bingus cat"

"Did you just kill a pig(cop)." "I might've made some bacon."

"The 5 spirits have collided! The barrier is broken!"
"I've always wondered what it feels like to be a peeled potato."

"Freelancers deserve to die. <3"
"Thanks to you I am a figure of ridicule in the marketing community. I will burn down my orchards tonight."

"I tried to crack an egg, but there was no egg"

"I tried to crack an egg, but there was no egg"

That's not what i said lol

"Dr. Bipples, your time has come! Tell us which kidney is the tastiest!"

whooaaaaa out of context slashest video quotes dump nooooo way

"why is his head shaped like a football??"
"hello! i do calculus and i cannot drive"
"we do not have FUCKING TREE SAP at mcdonalds"
"actual loser… why are you deafened??? you're gonna pay the price"
"bro calls himself packgod because he works at uhaul"
"do you guys remember when the crab walked in and he said 'it's crab game time' and he started crabbing all over the place"

"Wait you didn't know farmers are really creepy aliens that live on pluto and are really trying to poison us?"

"Not now sweetie, mommy's cyberbullying the mayor."

"Not now sweetie, mommy's cyberbullying the mayor."

okay… WUT

"Not now sweetie, mommy's cyberbullying the mayor."

okay… WUT

I don't really know myself