@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group
Does the flowchart of my life only lead to bad ends!?
Does the flowchart of my life only lead to bad ends!?
If my son is a nerd, one of us has to die. Him or me
What a horrific defilement of otaku culture
Why do I have to be the responsible one anyways? Why can't I be the one nursing a hangover?
Until today I'd always assassinated people who called me flat, but now I understand there was no need for me to do something so silly!
"The birth of a new magical girl! It's soooo less messy than regular birth…!"
Sometimes a family is a Texan, his werewolf friend, and their trans yo-yo master daughter.
Sometimes a family is a Texan, his werewolf friend, and their trans yo-yo master daughter.
That sounds like an intro to a movie and I'd watch it! XD
"So I've been demoted from a slave to a stray dog?"
"I'm not talking about liking or disliking! Sweets are justice! Justice, I tell you!"
Do you like my nail? Its super floppy
Why would the vacuum cleaner be racist
Why would the vacuum cleaner be racist
Cuz it's a Hoover
"I'm not saying I'm a better writer than Dante Alighieri, but I am implying it."
"Hide and skeep."
My conscious died with the moth
"If you didn't tell them about the Discord server and we didn't tell them about the Discord server, then how did they find us?"
"don't smell your feet on vc"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE LAMP WTF"
"We're off to kill the fuckhead, the horrible fuckhead of ours!"
"Dount Cooku- I mean- Count Dooku-"
"We're off to kill the fuckhead, the horrible fuckhead of ours!"
I love this lol
"We're off to kill the fuckhead, the horrible fuckhead of ours!"
I love this lol
For context: one of my friends is nicknamed "fuckhead", and they make terrible, terrible jokes. So one day, we started singing that to the amazing tune of "The Wizard of Oz" because they made a particularly bad joke XD
"We're off to kill the fuckhead, the horrible fuckhead of ours!"
I love this lol
For context: one of my friends is nicknamed "fuckhead", and they make terrible, terrible jokes. So one day, we started singing that to the amazing tune of "The Wizard of Oz" because they made a particularly bad joke XD
Oh my 🤣
You, on the other hand, be careful not to get stabbed by girls on your way home.
A bland spineless loser like him is bound to be a harem protag
Context please!
Context please!
I was watching gameplay for a dating sim(Dokyusei Banging Summer) and when the player was at his friend's house. You meet his mom and she basically tells you he's not home, we mention he might not be coming home, the mom tells us not to joke about that and casually warns us to not get stabbed(like that's a common occurence)
I just made the second one up
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