forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"I scream"
"You scream"
"We all scream"
"-because of the axe murderer, in my closet"

Fortunately, I don't suffer from heterosexuality

"The threat of death during club activities was rather new to me."

“That was so homoerotic of you.”

"I'd prefer you drop gold when defeated."

"The Dark Ages is a myth perpetuated by Big Renaissance to sell you more paintings."

"He's a watermelon."

"if I would have known that part I never would have shoved it in there! "

"Huh!? My body's just compact, unlike yours! You just don't get it do you? You're all boobs, no brains!"

"If it can make a CON save, I can kill it!"

"There is no spaghetti… !!!!!"
"The truth is, I'm a magical girl who came from Alpha Centauri to fight the forces of evil."
"How terrible. If she was going to die, I wanted to kill her myself."
"Don't put me in the same category as that virgin! I wouldn't want to catch his virginity!"

"I don't care if you're plus, die!"
"You're never minus if you're not a bitch."

"And why are you putting that on her?"
"Um, you did what to the stuffed bear?"

"The only time you get to have off on labor day is when you wife is on her labor day."
"Thy cant sue me if thy are dead!"

This isn't an eromanga! It's a utsuge just waiting to happen!

"You could be whatever sized fish you want!"

"Sensei… do you have a joystick in your pants when you sleep?"

"So noisy. How are you going to take responsibility if my ears get pregnant?"

"The demon demands a Capri-Sun- WHO HAS AN OFFeRING???"

"It's summer vacation. What else is there to do other than going to the dungeon?"
"What a weak girl, to faint from a little stab in the ear."

"I was going good, then I grew balls."

"I was going good, then I grew balls."

BABBBE THAT WAS PRIVATE

"Brother, you can just hit your head on a piece of mabo tofu and die!"
"Incite another murder?! You're makin' me sound like the bad guy!"
"La la la la la la la…Time to SPLIT THE EARTH."

"You put your thumb, fore and middle finger in the three holes of the bowling ball. It's like fiddling with the anus, vagina and clitoris at the same time."

This is golden

Simply the phrase "Intercontinental Ballistic Piggy"