Stop killing all me customers, laddie!
"Oh No you didn't. De-su my ass-u."
"So the truth doesn't hurt so much, no. It just happen to be a bitch."
You're flirting with me like you're trying to avenge your parents' death!
"Wow… It's the first time I've seen one that isn't covered by mosaic."
"I won't 'do' anything. I'll just abundantly, fiercely, mercilessly despise you."
"Honey- You're a dragon, that doesn't mean you can eat gold."
"I'm not! My heart doesn't have the processing power to deal with so many inputs at once. Even running Windows 95 on this baby would be questionable."
Amazing, Yu-kun, there's a bounty on you.
"…..Taste my tentacles! … Over nine thousand pastries! … Paperwork!….."
"How could i even think of marriage when the only part of 'Love' i've ever gotten is the 'L'!?"
"If you want to correct people, do it over YouTube. I'm not in the mood."
"I don't think falling in love so you can die is particularly commonplace."
Bully those kids too
I'm sorry I said you're adopted, it's true but I'm sorry
"Who the fuck would genuflect at this late hour?! AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES GENUFLECT MEAN ANYWAY?!"
When in doubt, commit vandalism
"That's right. You are a shithead. You are Mister Shit. The shit controls you. In fact, you are nothing but shit.
This guy gives me "runs 3 MLMs while cheating on my wife" energy
Imagine being a battery in 2022
"That's right. You are a shithead. You are Mister Shit. The shit controls you. In fact, you are nothing but shit.
Reminds me of my favorite insult "You're so full of shit, your eyes are brown!"
How do I go about this without writing Slaughterhouse Five fanfiction?
"Please start your life over, from the gene/gender."
"I spank bad children like you with my 'Super West Invincible Robot, Version No: 28.72, Upgrades: It's just stronger, dammit!'"
"Do not stick bath products up your butt, do you realize how inconvenient farting bubbles would be?"
SAM you idiot.
Is god an edgy teenager?
"That competitive mindset causes social differences in this capitalist world. It's destroying the economy. Stop trying to defeat me. You'll bring this country to ruin."
"If you come another time without knocking, I'll ram my bamboo spear into your ass."
Remember. Genjo is my precious childhood friend, if you hurt him I might have to get the yakuza involved.
"This is the best eroge ever made. It has so much ero, and so much ge, that you just won't believe it."
We can't ibuprofen our way out of this one boys
"It's just Big Pumpkin trying to get everyone to buy more pumpkins."
"Oh no (个个), my arm have just been ripped off (-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩)"
It might be worse that your kid is gonna be a furry. She might end up being French.
Rei and Lain just joined the Mcdonalds gang and mugged me
"I just blew off chibi's car (◠‿・)—☆, hope he cooked with it (◕દ◕)"
"Motherfucker, you ain't Catholic. You're just a weirdo cosplayer."
"Gah!! My bed hair looks like the hair of a Super Saiyan III!!"
"I can't believe you pissed all over the cockpit! What are we supposed to do if you ruined any of the instruments?"
"I want to become an encyclopedic, morally corrupt, audaciously arrogant, phenomenally narcissistic woman just like her!"
"benatar why aren't you rapping about balls"
"he's trying to hide his very obvious homosexuality"
"got your bitch stuttering like a ytp"
"And yes, I am interested in guys who look like maniacs and I'm not ashamed of that."
"Mulan is a horror movie, right?"
"maple over canada to the zero power ?"
"could you perhaps make a chair that would zap him every time he says something stupid?"
"that's a lot of minutes for a detention. what did he even do?" "he threw a pencil across the room. and he said the r word." "the r word…???" "yeah, racist."
"even i, as a gringo, wouldn't butcher it that horrible."
"If you were a hair you'd be a nose hair! At least if you were a pubic hair you'd serve some purpose!"
"If you were any hotter, it wouldn't be your choice."
"I wailed loudly in the wafflehouse"
"Oh, we're fine! Just fine! The more I crash, the better I get at flying."