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Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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Sigh

"JANICE IS STABBING ME."

Janice "sorry! It was the only way to get the jellybeans out!"

Kidneys are now jellybeans. Got it.

(yep!)
Chinchilla! Crap no I meant Chihuahua!

The dad: this hat belonged to someone named Claire
5yo: where did we get it?
Dad: I don't know where it came from
5yo: China?!
Dad: uhh probably originally
(It was-they looked)

Dad: there's a lot of people in China
5yo: how many? Like EIGHTEEN?!
Dad: that times…18 thousand

Me: well we've babysat her before
Dad: would you trust the girls in the back with your life?
5yo: frantically shakes head no
Me: :(

Dad: do you believe it was her that did that?
5yo: smacks dad's butt and starts to hit at his legs no

Mom: And here I am, standing in a bush!
Me: That’s not a bush. You can’t just say that everything is a bush!
Mom: Well I said that it is a bush so now it is a bush!

"Go get a rutabaga. Go get it."

"I hope he breathes all over your face."

"My boyfriend has the prettiest tail, like red caramel."

"Please just give him all the food!"

"I killed Mufasa" she whispered against their ear as she akwardly hugged the stranger

“If I lost all my teeth in my bed, it would be bad and there would be blood and that would be hurt a lot”

“If I lost all my teeth in my bed, it would be bad and there would be blood and that would be hurt a lot”

But you'd get a crap ton of money from the bone fae

I MEAN THE TOOTH FAE

TOOTH FAERY

**TOOTH FAIRY
Don't let the Bone Fae snatch your bones, kiddos

but….

IF YOU MAKE A DEAL WITH THEM THEY OWN YOU!!

Who's bones? Your bones. My bones. Bone's bones! Bone, bone, bone!

BooooOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOne!!??

BUT OTOME KAIBOU

Man, I was gone for ten minutes and this happens.