forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"Oh, you are contemplating a suicide? I feel it is because you have no love in your life… Here, take this Extra Virgin Olive Oil and-"

"We can't let you pee outside, all the corn fields are flooded and you'll get bitten by a snake"

Has flashback to mission trip
T-the children of the corn…..

I wanna slap the baby

"Bang her? I hardly knew her!"
"So that;s why you used a roofie, right?"

"I'm ShOoK just plain ol' sister ShOoK"
"Yeet em boi's" "Yeetus deletus" "dab on the mf haters BoI"

"Remind me not to bring you when I want to stone someone"

"PREPARE TO BE STONED!!!!"

"You should see the look on our daughter's face when she goes to stone someone. It's terrifying."

(It's fake stones, don't worry. Too much.)

“If I break a few of my bones, I can fit between the bars of this cell and break out..”

"Have you heard of Trucks on Roofs?"
"The musical?"

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hey, would you like to make a solar system with me?"
(There is actual context to this if needed)

"Just because you started an electrical fire on the bus four years ago doesn't mean you're cool. it means you're dumb."

"Just because you started an electrical fire on the bus four years ago doesn't mean you're cool. it means you're dumb."

What?

Turns out if you split a battery open, you start a fire. Don't worry, it was small and only one person actually saw me. He likes to make fun of me for it

“Hey remember those stRAWBERRY MASHED POTatoES???!!!1!1!”

Wow… I watched some guy drink water with a battery in the water bottle

….is he okay?

Yeah, perfectly fine

“Hey remember those stRAWBERRY MASHED POTatoES???!!!1!1!”

Does the fish thing where you open your mouth to say something and then clow it again repeatedly how does that work? and who would do that?

Once upon a time, when I was an idiot 5-year-old, I had the brilliant idea to mix ketchup into my mashed potatoes thinking it was going to taste like French fries.
It didn’t taste like fries, but since I was still an idiot, I enjoyed it a lot and would continue mixing ketchup into my potatoes for another year.
You might be wondering, how the heck does that have anything to do with strawberries? Well, the mixture was pink, and I associated everything pink with strawberry flavor, so I named my absolute monstrosity of a food item “Strawberry Mashed Potatoes “

My siblings still joke about it to this day.

Beautiful.

claps ketchup and mashed potatoes is like surprisingly not gross

"A nose by any other name."
"SWORD!"

"I want you to make a character for me."
"Okay, what would you like dad?"
"A human woodpecker hero named Face Knife."

"I mean, he didn't even go to see her he went to see his nun girlfriend"
"True"
"MUTUAL SUICIDE WITH STRANGERS!!!"

"Honours Study hall" also "my whole schedule is just study halls"