forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"Remind me not to bring you when I want to stone someone"

"PREPARE TO BE STONED!!!!"

"You should see the look on our daughter's face when she goes to stone someone. It's terrifying."

(It's fake stones, don't worry. Too much.)

“If I break a few of my bones, I can fit between the bars of this cell and break out..”

"Have you heard of Trucks on Roofs?"
"The musical?"

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hey, would you like to make a solar system with me?"
(There is actual context to this if needed)

"Just because you started an electrical fire on the bus four years ago doesn't mean you're cool. it means you're dumb."

"Just because you started an electrical fire on the bus four years ago doesn't mean you're cool. it means you're dumb."

What?

Turns out if you split a battery open, you start a fire. Don't worry, it was small and only one person actually saw me. He likes to make fun of me for it

“Hey remember those stRAWBERRY MASHED POTatoES???!!!1!1!”

Wow… I watched some guy drink water with a battery in the water bottle

….is he okay?

Yeah, perfectly fine

“Hey remember those stRAWBERRY MASHED POTatoES???!!!1!1!”

Does the fish thing where you open your mouth to say something and then clow it again repeatedly how does that work? and who would do that?

Once upon a time, when I was an idiot 5-year-old, I had the brilliant idea to mix ketchup into my mashed potatoes thinking it was going to taste like French fries.
It didn’t taste like fries, but since I was still an idiot, I enjoyed it a lot and would continue mixing ketchup into my potatoes for another year.
You might be wondering, how the heck does that have anything to do with strawberries? Well, the mixture was pink, and I associated everything pink with strawberry flavor, so I named my absolute monstrosity of a food item “Strawberry Mashed Potatoes “

My siblings still joke about it to this day.

Beautiful.

claps ketchup and mashed potatoes is like surprisingly not gross

"A nose by any other name."
"SWORD!"

"I want you to make a character for me."
"Okay, what would you like dad?"
"A human woodpecker hero named Face Knife."

"I mean, he didn't even go to see her he went to see his nun girlfriend"
"True"
"MUTUAL SUICIDE WITH STRANGERS!!!"

"Honours Study hall" also "my whole schedule is just study halls"

Neat idea…. I wonder if it counts as a class at my school (we have to have at least five classes at my school)

Our foreign exchange student got a schedule for next year along with everyone else, his schedule is just study hall for each class. Apparently one says honours Study hall

"I mean, he didn't even go to see her he went to see his nun girlfriend"
"True"
"MUTUAL SUICIDE WITH STRANGERS!!!"

EXPLAIN

"I mean, he didn't even go to see her he went to see his nun girlfriend"
"True"
"MUTUAL SUICIDE WITH STRANGERS!!!"

EXPLAIN

Romeo and Juliet honestly it's a wonder that's the thing you question

Personally, I think she's worth six goats.

OHHHHHHHHHH MY GOSH IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW!!!!!

"Don't drop kick your child across a football field, yet"

concerned noises coming from the distance

"Don't drop kick your child across a football field, yet"