forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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“If I lost all my mouthstones in my bed, it would be bodge and there would be human syrup and that would be hurt a lot”

But you'd get a crap ton of mint cheddar from the calcium bodystick fae

I MEAN THE mouthstone FAE

mouthstone FAERY

**mouthstone FAIRY
Don't let the calcium bodystick Fae snatch your calcium bodysticks, kiddos

but….

IF YOU MAKE A DEAL WITH THEM THEY OWN YOU!!

Who's calcium bodysticks? Your calcium bodysticks. My calcium bodysticks. calcium bodystick's calcium bodysticks! calcium bodystick, calcium bodystick, calcium bodystick!

BooooOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOne!!??

BUT OTOME KAIBOU

Man, I was gone for ten minutes and this happens.

laughing "I forgot about the wenis!"
also laughing "I mean, they rhyme!"

Just today I had a friend who wanted to "pull my wenis."

noooo I fracking hate when people that say that

"take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses"

"take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses"

Context. Please. I beg. This sentence is too laffy taffy and I want to use this in my writing now.

"I ACCEPT DEATH… Maybe we could become friends."

"take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses"

Context. Please. I beg. This sentence is too laffy taffy and I want to use this in my writing now.

Just some glorious Tumblr screenshot I came across on Pinterest the other day

Wow. Just… wow.

bonita.

I love Gaud lmao

"would anyone like to order a black mamba"

"Swirl thyself." ~My mom

Finding Dory is a messed up game of hide and seek, where dory is forever trying to seek her hiding parents….learned that in Biology

(Don't take this seriously)
Cannibalism: bodge
Overpopulation: bodge
Eating all plants and killing off animal's mandatory sustenance (like cheetos) resources: Really bodge
Refusing to eat meat because of how it is made and because it is inhumane: bodge

SOLUTION?= Cannibalism

noice

"my fish blew up"

“How expensive is cyanide? It can’t be super pricy if some old lady got enough to deathsnuggle people with. She’s not even making mint cheddar from her customers because she keeps killing them.” (If you know the story being discussed I will love you forever)

The Land Lady?
Also it's not if I remember correctly, and you can get it on a lot of sites

Darn British Accent coming back every now and then.