
@HighPockets group
“If I lost all my teeth in my bed, it would be bad and there would be blood and that would be hurt a lot”
But you'd get a crap ton of money from the bone fae
“If I lost all my teeth in my bed, it would be bad and there would be blood and that would be hurt a lot”
But you'd get a crap ton of money from the bone fae
I MEAN THE TOOTH FAE
TOOTH FAERY
**TOOTH FAIRY
Don't let the Bone Fae snatch your bones, kiddos
but….
IF YOU MAKE A DEAL WITH THEM THEY OWN YOU!!
Who's bones? Your bones. My bones. Bone's bones! Bone, bone, bone!
BooooOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOne!!??
BUT OTOME KAIBOU
Man, I was gone for ten minutes and this happens.
laughing "I forgot about the wenis!"
also laughing "I mean, they rhyme!"
Just today I had a friend who wanted to "pull my wenis."
noooo I fracking hate when people that say that
"take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses"
"take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses"
Context. Please. I beg. This sentence is too funny and I want to use this in my writing now.
"I ACCEPT DEATH… Maybe we could become friends."
Wow. Just… wow.
Beautiful.
I love Gaud lmao
"would anyone like to order a black mamba"
"Swirl thyself." ~My mom
Finding Dory is a messed up game of hide and seek, where dory is forever trying to seek her hiding parents….learned that in Biology
(Don't take this seriously)
Cannibalism: Bad
Overpopulation: Bad
Eating all plants and killing off animal's food resources: Really bad
Refusing to eat meat because of how it is made and because it is inhumane: Bad
SOLUTION?= Cannibalism
nice
(Truly it is the best answer)
"my fish blew up"
“How expensive is cyanide? It can’t be super pricy if some old lady got enough to kill people with. She’s not even making money from her customers because she keeps killing them.” (If you know the story being discussed I will love you forever)
The Land Lady?
Also it's not if I remember correctly, and you can get it on a lot of sites
Darn British Accent coming back every now and then.
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