forum Your Personal Venting Space 3: Tokyo Drift
Started by @The-N-U-T-Cracker
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@RedTheLoveless

[insert me bringing up my oversized swimshirt and trunks because companies forget that short adult males exist]

tHOSE PICTURES GIVE ME SO MUCH SEROTONIN

I'm so glad you got to see me in all my ridiculousness. I'm totally not embarassed in the slightest.

@RedTheLoveless

[insert me bringing up my oversized swimshirt and trunks because companies forget that short adult males exist]

Gasp
THE BIG SHIRT!!!

Update on that, pretty sure that after throwing it in the wash after I took a dip in the river that it grew longer? I am Very Suspicious of the big shirt now, and very tempted to sew it

@HighPockets group

[insert me bringing up my oversized swimshirt and trunks because companies forget that short adult males exist]

Gasp
THE BIG SHIRT!!!

Update on that, pretty sure that after throwing it in the wash after I took a dip in the river that it grew longer? I am Very Suspicious of the big shirt now, and very tempted to sew it

It's absorbing your essence. Get rid of it while you still can.

@RedTheLoveless

lmao smol Acey-boy

That's Acey-man to you
I may have the face and voice of a boy, but my body and soul is that of a M A N

okay tiny man

shush you're only like an inch taller
I also saw the thing you did, it made me snort

@HighPockets group

Oh and also The Feet Thing but tbh I'd rather forget that that happened
I swear to God that my eighth grade year was probably one of the worst of my life, besides a handful of high points.

What?

Wear swim shoes at the pool, you hoes

@Pickles group

I always let mine hang out there.

jail

A fair and just punishment for my crimes against mankind.

Dom's not going to jail but his titties are

Omgold

@HighPockets group

I always let mine hang out there.

jail

A fair and just punishment for my crimes against mankind.

Dom's not going to jail but his titties are

Omgold

TITTY JAIL!!

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

swimming is great but swimsuits are gross and i Hate Them
even if you specifically find ones from modest swimwear shops once they've touched the water suddenly it's so tightly attached to your flesh that, while technically covered, even your bellybutton is visible from the other side of the pool

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Y’all should dip your hands in cucumber juice. It’s wild.

another thing: putting on rubber gloves (like the ones you use for cleaning) and dipping your hand in any liquid

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so I tried on the dress my mom wants me to wear to my brother's confirmation and

big no

@GameMaster group

It instantly dehydrates the surface skin or something. Almost like laminating your hands. Like bleach but dry,

buffering
But cucumbers are so wet.. and the bleach part. Does bleach do this too? I haven't dipped my hands in bleach enough to find out.

@GameMaster group

so I tried on the dress my mom wants me to wear to my brother's confirmation and

big no

I bought a big zip hoodie for this exact purpose. It that an option for you?

@GameMaster group

swimming is great but swimsuits are gross and i Hate Them
even if you specifically find ones from modest swimwear shops once they've touched the water suddenly it's so tightly attached to your flesh that, while technically covered, even your bellybutton is visible from the other side of the pool

Taking off a bathing suit and then putting socks on your still-damp feet is among one of the worst feelings in this mortal plane.

@moss

I'm kinda late to this swim suit convo but what I do is I just wear leggings and a long sleeve swim shirt. It's pretty comfy.

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so I tried on the dress my mom wants me to wear to my brother's confirmation and

big no

I bought a big zip hoodie for this exact purpose. It that an option for you?

not really
I'm showing up in a button down, my family can suck my left toe