forum The Roodeness Shenanigans

Started May 27, 2020 by Deleted user

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Yup

bog water

Woah happy bday Dom! So old!

oh pog happy borf dom

Yeehaw I should start picking out my favorite coffin color.

I zone out way too much to be able to watch live streams but my need to feel included makes me want to watch them anyways. Combined with my new crippling fear of parasocial relationships, it's a very fun time

Oh I'm going with mahogany

And I already know what my grave's gon say

I want ebony so bad but it's expensive asf

Bury me naked
Like, with clothes
But no coffin
Naked

Well, my mahogany coffin is going to have a trap door in the bottom and I'm gonna be buried over a sewer system. Before I "died", I had already carved a hole into the sewer system. After I'm buried, I'll escape my coffin, putting a walmart skeleton in my place. I'll then continue my life except brand new.

Also my tombstone will say "bold of you to assume I'm dead"

Bury me naked
Like, with clothes
But no coffin
Naked

So you want to be buried raw?

But you'll actually. Be dead

But you'll actually. Be dead

No, "dead"

Bury me naked
Like, with clothes
But no coffin
Naked

So you want to be buried raw?

Naked and raw. Like Naked and Afraid but actually not at all

But you'll actually. Be dead

No, "dead"

"dead"

I want to be cremated and turned into a record of my favorite songs or recordings of my musical performances

Or something cool made of glass

im never gonna die

immortal unless proven mortal bish

I know I should feel bad because it's past 12:30 and I haven't even tried to sleep yet, but I also know that if I had tried, I'd also be awake

Power's out, and out like EVERYWHERE, my dad turned off wifi so the only thing I can use is my phone. Probably going to try to catch up a little on reading as I am Very behind, and probably going to try to not be on a whole lot until it comes back on, see y'all, don't kill anyone
On the plus side, my Chromebook is fully charged and completely useless so I can use it to charge my phone

Bury me naked
Like, with clothes
But no coffin
Naked

So you want to be buried raw?

Naked and raw. Like Naked and Afraid but actually not at all

Bars

Power's out, and out like EVERYWHERE, my dad turned off wifi so the only thing I can use is my phone. Probably going to try to catch up a little on reading as I am Very behind, and probably going to try to not be on a whole lot until it comes back on, see y'all, don't kill anyone
On the plus side, my Chromebook is fully charged and completely useless so I can use it to charge my phone

Kay, power's back so I guess our area was one of the first they tried to fix

If I die, and that's an if, I want my flesh and organs to be donated to cannibals and then my bones are given to my friends

Can I have your femur

Do I know you?

Dibs on the skull and Seeba and I can split your ribs 50/50