@tungsten fastfood
Btw have y’all heard about that police chief w like eight girlfriends and a wife.
jealous
Btw have y’all heard about that police chief w like eight girlfriends and a wife.
jealous
And it doesn't impact me since I'm not gonna smoke
– Me until I was 17
What the fuck is happening on Wall Street?
Reddit is driving up the GameStop shares to stop the hedge fund people
I don't understand what that means
mdjsghbdkfjhgdks so. hedge fund is like, they borrow (not buy, borrow, for a fee) for instance, like…1000 10 dollar stocks. now, most people buy stocks, they want the stock market to go up, right? well, the hedge fund people want the stock market to drop, because then they sell those stocks and make a bunch of money all at once, even though it's less than those stocks are actually worth. they have ways to drive the market down, whch means all the rest of us normal people are fucked, because when our stocks drop we don't profit. well, they (hedge fund ppl) started doing that to GameStop's shares, and Reddittors all got together and started buying shares to stop the hedge fund people, and the GameStop shares skyrocketed by 2000%. the hedge fund people are furious. wall street is in an uproar
does that make sense?
Yeah, thank you!
Np!
Reddit is a more powerful force than most people think
I guess the gamers really did rise up lmao
They're trying to beat Wall Street at their own shitty game and Wall Street is mad because they're losing
All fun and games then
Exactly
Reddit did a pro gamer move it seems
shit you right. i should be embracing my god-assigned gender of bastard
God made me a dirty friend child for a reason, after all
that, like, reads with the tone of an inspirational speaker or some shit to cover the fact that it's Bad
and
it's in quotations
but no credit as to who said it
eceryone loves Pretzel, so have him being a dumbass, feat. me holding him
LONG BOI!!!!
Btw have y’all heard about that police chief w like eight girlfriends and a wife.
jealous
*eleven
True Crime Don'ts with Pickles: Don't trust someone just because you see them every day and they haven't hurt you yet. Just because they haven't murdered you yet doesn't mean they won't, and besides, being There and not doing anything to you is what spies do to get you to trust them and betray your government. I'm not sure how many murderers and kidnappers do this but it's better to be safe than sorry even if you aren't a high-ranking government official with national secrets
Jod already did that for them ✨😌🥴😩
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