forum The Roodeness Shenanigans

Started May 27, 2020 by Deleted user

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you're always in the very background of every photo or news interview, mojack. but it's like, just a blurry shot of you, or you're wearing concealing clothing, so no one can for sure say that it's you

you're always in the very background of every photo or news interview, mojack. but it's like, just a blurry shot of you, or you're wearing concealing clothing, so no one can for sure say that it's you

Camo. Always camo. The people pretend they cannot see you, but they secretly wonder who you are and what you're doing

They wanted to camouflage the White House during WW2

They wanted to camouflage the White House during WW2

screw yellow, watch me do this

our enemies can not see us

We should paint it rainbow for April fool's, then start with the yellow

you're always in the very background of every photo or news interview, mojack. but it's like, just a blurry shot of you, or you're wearing concealing clothing, so no one can for sure say that it's you

Camo. Always camo. The people pretend they cannot see you, but they secretly wonder who you are and what you're doing

Then you can start a conspiracy blog about yourself and come up with very untrue but possible explanations for your appearances, to throw everybody off your trail

We should paint it rainbow for April fool's, then start with the yellow

bitch paint it rainbow for Pride Month

one of the theories is actually the blatant truth, but nobody knows that and assumes it's just another theory

They wanted to camouflage the White House during WW2

screw yellow, watch me do this

our enemies can not see us

Ambassador: Mx. President, can you meet me in the foyer?
Crocs, putting on a camo hoodie: You can fucking try

hsdhjsd we love an oxymoron

yes. ash is hired to play music and be funny. generally uplifts the vibes of the white house in general. shows up randomly during important meetings and badly plays the flute

also i'm painting the white house a nice shade of yellow

If you try to play flute, I will cut you

i don't even know which end to blow in

ain't there like, a hole on the side then you cover other holes n shit?
:O
Like a sideways recorder!!!

🤦‍♀️

hsdhjsd we love an oxymoron

yes. ash is hired to play music and be funny. generally uplifts the vibes of the white house in general. shows up randomly during important meetings and badly plays the flute

also i'm painting the white house a nice shade of yellow

If you try to play flute, I will cut you

i don't even know which end to blow in

ain't there like, a hole on the side then you cover other holes n shit?
:O
Like a sideways recorder!!!

🤦‍♀️

At least it's going the right way

They wanted to camouflage the White House during WW2

screw yellow, watch me do this

our enemies can not see us

Ambassador: Mx. President, can you meet me in the foyer?
Crocs, putting on a camo hoodie: You can fucking try

Ambassador: Why are you putting a hoodie on?? You're already wearing a camo suit???

They wanted to camouflage the White House during WW2

screw yellow, watch me do this

our enemies can not see us

Ambassador: Mx. President, can you meet me in the foyer?
Crocs, putting on a camo hoodie: You can fucking try

if you think that i will ever put anything camo on my body, you are sorely mistaken. instead i shall surround myself with bodyguards in camo

hsdhjsd we love an oxymoron

yes. ash is hired to play music and be funny. generally uplifts the vibes of the white house in general. shows up randomly during important meetings and badly plays the flute

also i'm painting the white house a nice shade of yellow

If you try to play flute, I will cut you

i don't even know which end to blow in

ain't there like, a hole on the side then you cover other holes n shit?
:O
Like a sideways recorder!!!

🤦‍♀️

At least it's going the right way

They wanted to camouflage the White House during WW2

screw yellow, watch me do this

our enemies can not see us

Ambassador: Mx. President, can you meet me in the foyer?
Crocs, putting on a camo hoodie: You can fucking try

if you think that i will ever put anything camo on my body, you are sorely mistaken. instead i shall surround myself with bodyguards in camo

Have them carry a camo tarp above you so the drones can't spot you

ash is in charge of presidential messages, pr, and all campaigns now

They wanted to camouflage the White House during WW2

screw yellow, watch me do this

our enemies can not see us

Ambassador: Mx. President, can you meet me in the foyer?
Crocs, putting on a camo hoodie: You can fucking try

if you think that i will ever put anything camo on my body, you are sorely mistaken. instead i shall surround myself with bodyguards in camo

Like mr tipton but camo

They wanted to camouflage the White House during WW2

screw yellow, watch me do this

our enemies can not see us

Ambassador: Mx. President, can you meet me in the foyer?
Crocs, putting on a camo hoodie: You can fucking try

if you think that i will ever put anything camo on my body, you are sorely mistaken. instead i shall surround myself with bodyguards in camo

Have them carry a camo tarp above you so the drones can't spot you

is it interwoven with tinfoil tho, to cater to my conspiracy theorist voters?

Ass, you friend!

They wanted to camouflage the White House during WW2

screw yellow, watch me do this

our enemies can not see us

Ambassador: Mx. President, can you meet me in the foyer?
Crocs, putting on a camo hoodie: You can fucking try

if you think that i will ever put anything camo on my body, you are sorely mistaken. instead i shall surround myself with bodyguards in camo

Have them carry a camo tarp above you so the drones can't spot you

is it interwoven with tinfoil tho, to cater to my conspiracy theorist voters?

Of course

hsdhjsd we love an oxymoron

yes. ash is hired to play music and be funny. generally uplifts the vibes of the white house in general. shows up randomly during important meetings and badly plays the flute

also i'm painting the white house a nice shade of yellow

If you try to play flute, I will cut you

i don't even know which end to blow in

ain't there like, a hole on the side then you cover other holes n shit?
:O
Like a sideways recorder!!!

🤦‍♀️

At least it's going the right way

No I meant it's on the right side

I'm very uncomfortable with the spelling of segue and if crocs is elected I will use my influence to change it. Vote for Crocs, everyone

Hey, so I'm back. It turned out to be lecture/interrogation, fun. So from now on, I've gotta be super careful about what I read, because my parents are going to go through my book bag every time I come back from the library. I'm going to have to censor myself on Goodreads so I don't get in trouble. Basically, all the places that had been safe to me are now gone, except for Notebook, and I still live in fear that they'll find out about it. So. Eva, Pickles, I'm going to have to ask you guys not to comment anything LGTQ or Notebook related on my reviews or updates, because if my mom sees it, I could get in major trouble. I'm really sorry.

Don't worry babe, I gotchu

Also I hate your mom, no offense.