"Give a one paragraph bio of who you are" oh sorry I didn't know that this was english class, how am I supposed to turn "I hate myself and men" into a paragraph because I'm really fucking boring.
“Sorry to tell you this (no I’m really not I don’t give a shit) but I struggle with hate myself brain disorder. It sucks. My never sated hatred isn’t only internally pointing. I also hate as a generality all men. They suck too for reasons I’m too tired to type an essay on. But also like I said I’m filled with rage so eat my leek.”
Beautiful, and also very me, but my hatred of men is not a result of my hatred of myself lmao
Somehow I wound up talking about authors I like in all of my introduction stuff
Alright folks, what are my strengths and how can we use them in the classroom?
dom I love you
Thank you for giving me a lovely spark of joy. I love you as well.
Alright folks, what are my strengths and how can we use them in the classroom?
Idk. People skills? You lead in band so you can say you have leadership skills. Go off that Ig.
Alright folks, what are my strengths and how can we use them in the classroom?
Idk. People skills? You lead in band so you can say you have leadership skills. Go off that Ig.
I'm not gonna lie through my teeth, she'll see right through me. I don't have any strengths besides being able to plunge myself into despair in the span of a few seconds
Took me two hours to answer some questions about myself and now I'm really mad at myself
I simply would not have answered them at all, honestly, or correctly
You're stubborn, but in a good way. You don't pretend to have a different opinion just because your friends do.
i want to make a joke about it being because you guys are idiots but i think that joke belongs to pickle
I simply would not have answered them at all, honestly, or correctly
I would lie freely and quickly. Or at least lie in impression.
welp guys i am apparently a libtard now
if anyone wants to #own me with fax and logic I'll be in the corner
gays are bad and all mexicans work at tacobell. look at me, i read a single liberal article once and decided it was bullshit and a threat to my personal being. something about maga
Shit where's the Ben Shapiro Teletubby image when you need it-
gays are bad and all mexicans work at tacobell. look at me, i read a single liberal article once and decided it was bullshit and a threat to my personal being. something about maga
…….I read that as "manga"-
But why and who said?
uuuhhhh fox news
Nah I meant told it too Nutella. Posted late.
Obama anime and Trump manga. Plot twist: they are the evil boss ithe the other's story.
But why and who said?
one of the cooler friends, jokingly because we took a political compass test together and despite agreeing on most of our answers I was the only one who technically ended up in libleft