I only got like 200 pages into Twilight but Bella had more chemistry with the vampire girl than with Edward and that's the tea
Also Meyer legit published a genderbent Twilight waaaay after the first one came, and why??? why would you do that???
boredom I bet
or an attempt to do a JKR
It feels very "see! Bella's not weak because she's a girl!! I'm not sexist I swear!!!"
She also ended up changing two scenes (where Bella was threatened with rape by some guys and Edward fights them off and Rosalie's rape-as-backstory) to no longer be about sexual assault but about being threatened and gunpoint and nearly beaten to death so uh….some unfortunate implications there-
oof
what even is the point in doing a genderbent version of your own novel? That's basically just the same damn thing with different genders??
Money probably lol
fair enough
in other news: i'm gonna be rude to the cosmos if i don't get at least some of the classes i want for my senior year. like, come on. i'm switching schools, the least you can do is look at my nerdy list of interests and give me some of what i want. at least mythology or ancient history or world cultures or creative writing or even psychology. imma be pissed if i get none of those
I'd like to be rude to Disney for the Hercules movie because it's so inaccurate but I can't not like it because the songs are all bops
It's inaccurate but I love it anyways, Meg is the best Disney princess
My favorite Disney movie is Atlantis though, hella underrated
oh it's hella inaccurate coughzeuscough
but it's great and I enjoyed it as well. Hades is my favorite
I haven't Atlantis yet and that makes me angy but I've heard it's really good
Hades is so much fun! He's up there with Yzma as a favorite Disney villain
Also did y'all know that The Emperor's New Groove was originally supposed to be a big epic Lion King-esque story and not a buddy comedy about talking llamas?
Yeah, I think I saw that on Pinterest once
Also I'd like to be rude to my brain for having Zero to Hero and Can't Say I'm in Love on repeat all day
I've had The Devil You Know stuck in my head all day….the song slaps but still.
I haven't Atlantis yet and that makes me angy but I've heard it's really good
It's so good, I'd die for Milo Thatch without any hesitation I lomf him
Wow I missed a lot
But YES Atlantis and Hercules are amazing, but you know what will forever own my heart? Treasure Planet
I need to watch that one still!
It's on Disney+, if you have it! Otherwise good luck, it's a very hard movie to find lmao
I'm not a big movie person but I do want to watch that one!
Dude I love movies, especially classic Disney with like…the handdrawn animation? That's my jam. That and Marvel and LOTR
I love movies but I've been having a hard time dedicating time to watch them lately lol
I can never for the life of me sit still long enough to watch a movie/ binge a show for very long. If i'm alone, i usually end up pausing it to drink or walk around the house or some other bullshit to stimulate myself before coming back
if i'm not alone i just listen to the movie/show while it's playing and i'm getting a drink for the fifteenth time in ten minutes
I have to be doing something else while I watch anything. Even just like.. two minute YouTube videos. And I always end up pausing it so I can concentrate on looking at all my notifications from notebook and actually read them