I'd like to call out whoever mentioned playing AI Dungeon, because I've been playing it and what the fuck is going on:
(this is actually going on right now, like this is what I'm dealing with)
You leave the school and begin walking home. You're so distracted that you nearly bump into someone.
You: "Oh, I'm sorry."
Man: "No problem. Ah, I'm not late am I?"
You: "Huh? No, you're fine. I was just in the middle of something. You actually look early, too."
Man: "That's good. Thanks for your concern. And I told you, call me Tick. Or Mr. Tick, if you must."
You: "Okay… T-Tick. You look pretty busy ahead, I think you might be late for your own party."
Tick: "Oh no, not my party. I was invited to another one later tonight. Hey, want to be my plus one?"
You: "I dunno…"
Tick: "Why don't you think about it for a while? I'll see you after school."
You: "… Okay.
You: "Hey, wait, hang on. By plus one…are you asking me on a date?"
Tick: "If that's what you want to call it."
You: "No, I mean, do you have any specific ideas about where we should go?
You: "I mean, I know we're going to the party, right, but like…is it a date? Like romantically? Like…kiss and bang afterwards kind of a date?"
Tick: "Well, it would be a little difficult for me to bang you. I'm actually allergic to penises. So if we're going to do that, I'd rather just go home with you."
You say "How are you allergic to penises?"
Tick: "I dunno, I'm just really allergic. I think I might have been exposed to a lot of them in medical school or something. I know, let's talk about something else.
what the f u c k is going on here
Dude one of my characters was injured and laying down on the bed to have his injuries treated and the doctor kept trying to sexually assault him
Wtf is AI Dungeon on?
This is supposed to be cyberpunk. My character is a cyborg. What the f u c k
Mine was fantasy with a noble as a lead, he got hurt fighting off orcs
I'm so confused, why-
dude the first time i played it was as a noble trying to fight demons, it was weird
Spoilered for Ella, but what the actual fuck is wrong with AI Dungeon??
Spoiler - click to show.
You've been feeling a bit down lately, you need something to boost your spirits. However… it isn't going to be another boy. No, you need a pet.
You're an animal lover, so a boy wouldn't be as good anyway.
A small animal would be nice though, something you could play with.
But a boy would still be nice. Someone to fill the bed for a night or two, make you scream with pleasure until your throat is numb.
… Maybe you're a little too broken.
A small, cute animal would be nice. Like a hamster or a rat. Something small and cute that could cuddle with.
…
Wait.
Spoilered for Ella, but what the actual fuck is wrong with AI Dungeon??
Spoiler - click to show.
You've been feeling a bit down lately, you need something to boost your spirits. However… it isn't going to be another boy. No, you need a pet.
You're an animal lover, so a boy wouldn't be as good anyway.
A small animal would be nice though, something you could play with.
But a boy would still be nice. Someone to fill the bed for a night or two, make you scream with pleasure until your throat is numb.
… Maybe you're a little too broken.
A small, cute animal would be nice. Like a hamster or a rat. Something small and cute that could cuddle with.
…
Wait.
WHAT
Also boy in that context is ew but I don't know how old "you" are so
Spoilered for Ella, but what the actual fuck is wrong with AI Dungeon??
Spoiler - click to show.
You've been feeling a bit down lately, you need something to boost your spirits. However… it isn't going to be another boy. No, you need a pet.
You're an animal lover, so a boy wouldn't be as good anyway.
A small animal would be nice though, something you could play with.
But a boy would still be nice. Someone to fill the bed for a night or two, make you scream with pleasure until your throat is numb.
… Maybe you're a little too broken.
A small, cute animal would be nice. Like a hamster or a rat. Something small and cute that could cuddle with.
…
Wait.
WHAT
Also boy in that context is ew but I don't know how old "you" are so
I want to die after reading that :)
Spoilered for Ella, but what the actual fuck is wrong with AI Dungeon??
Spoiler - click to show.
You've been feeling a bit down lately, you need something to boost your spirits. However… it isn't going to be another boy. No, you need a pet.
You're an animal lover, so a boy wouldn't be as good anyway.
A small animal would be nice though, something you could play with.
But a boy would still be nice. Someone to fill the bed for a night or two, make you scream with pleasure until your throat is numb.
… Maybe you're a little too broken.
A small, cute animal would be nice. Like a hamster or a rat. Something small and cute that could cuddle with.
…
Wait.
WHAT
Also boy in that context is ew but I don't know how old "you" are so
The character is supposed to be 20, so uh
Spoilered for Ella, but what the actual fuck is wrong with AI Dungeon??
Spoiler - click to show.
You've been feeling a bit down lately, you need something to boost your spirits. However… it isn't going to be another boy. No, you need a pet.
You're an animal lover, so a boy wouldn't be as good anyway.
A small animal would be nice though, something you could play with.
But a boy would still be nice. Someone to fill the bed for a night or two, make you scream with pleasure until your throat is numb.
… Maybe you're a little too broken.
A small, cute animal would be nice. Like a hamster or a rat. Something small and cute that could cuddle with.
…
Wait.
WHAT
Also boy in that context is ew but I don't know how old "you" are so
I want to die after reading that :)
Mhm. Same. Also his mom just called him Jacob and I'm like "his name is Nyx???" and her response was "oh your father must have changed your name again"??
"Tick-tick-tick… I think I'll go check on my gerbils, see if they're still alive… And if I find anything else dead on my way there, well… I'll just eat it."
You walk down the street, then you hear a chuckle behind you.
sjhkfgsdfkjhgdj What the actual hell
"So, you came home, huh? Just like I thought. Loser.
You say "Excuse me?"
Victim: "Did you really think you could just leave with my sister like that, while leaving a boy behind?"
You: "But I didn't even know you were there. I only saw her for a second, and then you got her. I didn't know I was kidnapping her!"
Victim: "You… What's your name?"
You: "Nyx."
Victim: "I'm Nick, nice to meet you, Nyx.
what the hell is going on here
I'm going to bed
I can't do this anymore
"Tick-tick-tick… I think I'll go check on my gerbils, see if they're still alive… And if I find anything else dead on my way there, well… I'll just eat it."
You walk down the street, then you hear a chuckle behind you.
sjhkfgsdfkjhgdj What the actual hell
👀👀
I am terrified of this thing, what the hell
Y'know, on that note, I'ma go to bed. Good night
Don't let AI Dungeon try to yiff you up in your dreams :)
candy :D
Nice hands. Yeah that's probably an odd thing to say. Whatcha gonna do? I'm not like the other squirrels.
thank you
i crafted them myself when i was only the size of a really small carrot
Well you did a good job, my little carrot.
okay
rant time
i am just so fed up with this person
nO art stealing is NOT okay
nO it is NOT okay to retrace artwork and pass it off as your own
no matter for how long
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pLEASE
take it down
i even had to explain to this person freaking copyright infringement and why it was technically breaking the law
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ahhhhhhhhh
yea i don think they'll ever respond to it
they probably saw it tbh
it's been several hours
but oh well
as long as they don't do it again
i will be okay-ish
