So I’d like to just appreciate my manager Harry for being an absolutely amazing man~
For context… My birth name is Emily, and there’s another person at work with that name (I go by Lee at work)
One of the other managers, Karl, said “use either Emily” when talking to Harry about a job that needed doing. Harry, being the glorious man he is, turned and said “Lee? Can you do it?”
I love Harry, platonically, very feckin much for that <3
That's actually so nice of your manager to do.
On the other hand, today I touched two different cows and got licked by them. Their tounges are surprisingly coarse. They're so lovely. It's sad that their going to be killed in two months :(
We're getting a Pomeranian and we're gonna name him Pouf Claude.
Just felt like I had to share aha
That's very cute. :)
I figured out the most dysphoria crushing outfit
Dress up like fantasy royalty
Big swishy cape must be included
Hell yeah mate, do it, do it, do it, do it
Bruh my little stinky monkey brain is going "Ooooo you wanna get involved in drama so bad"
me: ok I’m gonna get some important work done
me an hour and a half later, after nearly falling asleep from daydreaming so hard about planning my future gay wedding, deep into google looking for the ideal beach location of something that’ll likely never happen: huh
just cyberbullied a bigot on discord for a couple hours, feeling good 😌✨
me: ok I’m gonna get some important work done
me an hour and a half later, after nearly falling asleep from daydreaming so hard about planning my future gay wedding, deep into google looking for the ideal beach location of something that’ll likely never happen: huh
i- same. i literally almost overflowed the pitcher of tea i was making the other day because i spaced out thinking of my partner. i'm too gay for this
I'm constantly either writing fanfiction in my head or planning dates with my partner(??)
our relationship is complicated, we're best friends and we both know we like each other romantically, but we're also both too shy to do anything about it
I have changed my school profile picture three times in the past year. First, it was Stan Lee. And then it was Guy Fieri. Now it's juan the horse.
I am god.
Okay, so I dissected the eye, and
can confirm they're forbidden Gushers
Congrats on unlocking the forbidden gushers
The insides are black which kinda surprised me
very liquidy
i forgot this was about the cow eye and I was like
????
what the hell
Aha I would have died if it wasn't a cow eye
Don't mind me just creating a long list of last names I want to change mine to because I don't like mine
Don't mind me just creating a long list of last names I want to change mine to because I don't like mine
ok but like
i feel this on a spiritual level i-
relatable
i've had like
so many names
and i can name them all off the top of my head for some reason too
My name is spelled 'Coral'
It is pronounced 'Corbin' or 'Bread'
Have a good day
i've had like
so many names
and i can name them all off the top of my head for some reason too
i've used wren for so long. at first it was just a privacy thing that i used online, but it's become who i am. i have people i know irl who call me that now, and let me tell you, it's beautiful.
They're all so nice what the hell dsalkvn
I may be cis and boring but I think my name's pretty nice and cool. It's Aspen :) I'm cool with my irl first name being out online but not the rest of it fdsklvn When I was babey I wanted a "prettier" name so whenever I played pretend or had the option to choose my name in a video game it was always Rose. But honestly?? I like my actual name way better than Rose now dklsanv
i've had like
so many names
and i can name them all off the top of my head for some reason tooi've used wren for so long. at first it was just a privacy thing that i used online, but it's become who i am. i have people i know irl who call me that now, and let me tell you, it's beautiful.
oml that's lovely
my online name fluctuates a lot but rosalynn has stuck with me and i love it
i also love the nicknames for my name that i get from the "give the person above you a nickname" chat (so far my personal favs from there are rose and rosie haha-)