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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"Have you guys ever thought about how deep space could be full of vampires and we'd never know because telescopes have mirrors?"
-silence-
"Okay, then."
@cup_o_ramen
"Have you guys ever thought about how deep space could be full of vampires and we'd never know because telescopes have mirrors?"
-silence-
"Okay, then."
Who made the mirror rule anyways?
@Pickles group
"Have you guys ever thought about how deep space could be full of vampires and we'd never know because telescopes have mirrors?"
-silence-
"Okay, then."Who made the mirror rule anyways?
There's several explanations, including mirrors used to be made out of silver, or that when you look into a mirror you're looking at your soul and vampires don't have souls. Or just being able to dramatically sneak up on people more easily. It was popularized by Bram Stoker, but he didn't come up with the idea. People just saw him use it and ran with it ig
@cup_o_ramen
"Have you guys ever thought about how deep space could be full of vampires and we'd never know because telescopes have mirrors?"
-silence-
"Okay, then."Who made the mirror rule anyways?
There's several explanations, including mirrors used to be made out of silver, or that when you look into a mirror you're looking at your soul and vampires don't have souls. Or just being able to dramatically sneak up on people more easily. It was popularized by Bram Stoker, but he didn't come up with the idea. People just saw him use it and ran with it ig
It doesn't make sense to any of us though, Even Hayden doesn't like it.
@Pickles group
Who tf is hayden?? Also they're a myth and fictional so I don't really know why you're looking for a super scientific explanation from people from hundreds of years ago
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"Stop being horny on main, you dumb bitch"
- somethin I overheard in the halls
@cup_o_ramen
Who tf is hayden?? Also they're a myth and fictional so I don't really know why you're looking for a super scientific explanation from people from hundreds of years ago
I'm one of hayden's alts?
@larcenistarsonist group
This is me and my sister but she's a middle schooler so I guess this counts:
S: Why are you slapping the milk jug?
M: To get the milk shavings off.
S: (chokes on orange juice) I'm sorry WHAT-
@cup_o_ramen
This is me and my sister but she's a middle schooler so I guess this counts:
S: Why are you slapping the milk jug?
M: To get the milk shavings off.
S: (chokes on orange juice) I'm sorry WHAT-
OMG!
@larcenistarsonist group
This is me and my sister but she's a middle schooler so I guess this counts:
S: Why are you slapping the milk jug?
M: To get the milk shavings off.
S: (chokes on orange juice) I'm sorry WHAT-OMG!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND MILK SHAVINGS TOO????!!!
@cup_o_ramen
This is me and my sister but she's a middle schooler so I guess this counts:
S: Why are you slapping the milk jug?
M: To get the milk shavings off.
S: (chokes on orange juice) I'm sorry WHAT-OMG!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND MILK SHAVINGS TOO????!!!
No comment, I plead the fifth!
@Pickles group
This is me and my sister but she's a middle schooler so I guess this counts:
S: Why are you slapping the milk jug?
M: To get the milk shavings off.
S: (chokes on orange juice) I'm sorry WHAT-OMG!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND MILK SHAVINGS TOO????!!!
DON'T SLAP YOUR MILK, YOU JUST GOTTA POUR AND HOPE YOU DON'T GET THE SHAVINGS IN
@cup_o_ramen
This is me and my sister but she's a middle schooler so I guess this counts:
S: Why are you slapping the milk jug?
M: To get the milk shavings off.
S: (chokes on orange juice) I'm sorry WHAT-OMG!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND MILK SHAVINGS TOO????!!!
DON'T SLAP YOUR MILK, YOU JUST GOTTA POUR AND HOPE YOU DON'T GET THE SHAVINGS IN
Yes, slap the cow!
@larcenistarsonist group
This is me and my sister but she's a middle schooler so I guess this counts:
S: Why are you slapping the milk jug?
M: To get the milk shavings off.
S: (chokes on orange juice) I'm sorry WHAT-OMG!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND MILK SHAVINGS TOO????!!!
DON'T SLAP YOUR MILK, YOU JUST GOTTA POUR AND HOPE YOU DON'T GET THE SHAVINGS IN
Yes, slap the cow!
NO if I slap a cow PETA will be after me again.
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@cup_o_ramen
This is me and my sister but she's a middle schooler so I guess this counts:
S: Why are you slapping the milk jug?
M: To get the milk shavings off.
S: (chokes on orange juice) I'm sorry WHAT-OMG!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND MILK SHAVINGS TOO????!!!
DON'T SLAP YOUR MILK, YOU JUST GOTTA POUR AND HOPE YOU DON'T GET THE SHAVINGS IN
Yes, slap the cow!
NO if I slap a cow PETA will be after me again.
Again?
@larcenistarsonist group
This is me and my sister but she's a middle schooler so I guess this counts:
S: Why are you slapping the milk jug?
M: To get the milk shavings off.
S: (chokes on orange juice) I'm sorry WHAT-OMG!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND MILK SHAVINGS TOO????!!!
DON'T SLAP YOUR MILK, YOU JUST GOTTA POUR AND HOPE YOU DON'T GET THE SHAVINGS IN
Yes, slap the cow!
NO if I slap a cow PETA will be after me again.
Again?
Long story.
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"Why does my water bottle smell like bleach?"
"I smell like beef."
@Cloudy_is_trying_her_best
This is me and my sister but she's a middle schooler so I guess this counts:
S: Why are you slapping the milk jug?
M: To get the milk shavings off.
S: (chokes on orange juice) I'm sorry WHAT-
Oh my god milk shavings are the worst
@lxvender_darling language
cough
what are milk shavings?
-lactose intolerant panic-
@Cloudy_is_trying_her_best
Basically sometimes there's some n a s t y stuff around the opening of the jug, I think it's like dried milk. When it comes off, it looks like shavings.
@lxvender_darling language
Eww-
ohh
k-
@Cloudy_is_trying_her_best
Yeah. It's not like…discolored or anything, it's just probably dried milk and we don't want that in our drink lmao