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"The police came after me because they thought what I had was a knife" - A kid in my Ag class
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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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@lxvender_darling language
"Ooo- I want em FOOKING DRUGS BISH-" -My best friend, Science. (she fr screamed it-)
@lxvender_darling language
Ohh-
"A bro can come to all of his funerals but his bros can't. Let that sink in."
-the quiet kid.
@spacebluelily language
"That sheep just peed in front of us. I need to bleach my eyes" - Me
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"What would you do if you had the day off tomorrow?"
"Well, it's November, so not much…"
@lxvender_darling language
(NO NUT NOVEMBER LMAO-)
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
(Exactly.)
@larcenistarsonist group
"Sup wh**es" - My crush plopping down at our lunch table with peanut butter and apples in her hand
(cue my best friend cackling at my blush)
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"I'll give you another paper for a small fee."
"How much are we talking?"
"A dollar."
"A real dollar?"
"Yup."
"Who do you think I am, a rich man?"
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"the political fandom is so toxic right now, not even gonna lie."
(My friend talking about the current election)
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"That's worse than my grades!"
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@Alastor_Radio_Demon group
(Am I the only person not back in school right now?)
@Pickles group
"the political fandom is so toxic right now, not even gonna lie."
(My friend talking about the current election)
(They're not wrong-)
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"Things are going down in the jesus fandom-"
@nebula__ group
"you ever wonder what it'd be like to set the world on fire?"
- the quiet kid in one of my girlfriend's classes
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"Smooth brain hours"
"Smoother than a baby's ass"
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@Kamea public
"Well isn't this just great?"
"No, not really."
"That was a historical question."
"A. . . A what now?"
@nebula__ group
"how many sides does an octagon have?"
- my math teacher in 8th grade
"if i recall… an octagon is a shape with eight sides, right?"
- me, being absolute danganronpa trash and wanting to use the question to my advantage
@Kamea public
(why was… an 8th grade math teacher… asking for how many sides an octagon has? It's common knowledge and should never be mistaken for a hexagon)
@nebula__ group
(she was exhausted because her kids kept her up, asking her that question- and since she was so tired, i guess her brain went on shutdown mode so she asked us-)
@nebula__ group
(she literally explained this to us the next day after she asked the question jie3bjbj)
@Kamea public
(oh yikes lmao, she was brainwashed)
@nebula__ group
(yEah lmao- i feel so bad for her because even after she told her kids the answer to their question she kept coming to school exhausted as all hell, and she soon got fired because one of the other teachers thought she was drunk i-)
@Kamea public
(damn that's rough. on this bright side she gets payed unemployment so at least there's that. but damn, so tired people think you're drunk is something I haven't heard b4)
@cup_o_ramen
(She was drunk on sleep deprivation)