forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"It's the being bald but still having a receding hairline for me, Mr. Kane."
Some girl finally snapped at our shitty history teacher and spoke only facts

"Listen, asshole, I am five feet six inches of pure rage and a lot of lower body strength, I will kick your balls in."
-Me, so close to snapping.

"Hey! I will invert your ribcage" (Random kid)
"Sorry, It's not mine" (Me)

"Man, your skin is flawless!"
"Oh it's not my skin, but thank you!!"

"You can't slide into our DM's dm's dude, it''l be awkward for the rest of the campaign"

"It's not cannibalism-"
"What the-"
"NO, NO SHUT UP! I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS! IT'S NOT CANIBALISM IF MY AIR GENASI THREATENS TO EAT A TEIFLINGS!"

"Smooth brain."
"Wrinkely kidney"
"What the fuck"

"hnn… it's the knife and the uniform for me"

• my girlfriend, while I'm showing her a picture of hanako-kun

"it's the hakujoudai and the fact that he's floating for me"

• me in response, pointing out the stuff she didn't notice about the aforementioned picture

(dskaldifuehjsd I need context for that becuase I know thats dnd shit right there)

(These 2 guys in front of me in math class always talk about dnd and one of them was gushing over their dm, he wanted to slide into her dm's to flirt but his friend obviously protested)

"Wait what's that? Is it a sex thing?"
"No."
"Welllll-"

Teacher starts playing music

"That's the Mario Kart theme music" - like five kids in my math class

"Woww, we have two people of color now, plus a queer woman, and a bunch of straight white conservative boys, we're so diverse!"

"Boys, your homosexual is showing."

"HahHHahHAHahah BiShEs Im A fOoKinG UNiCoRnNnnN-"
~Me and my friends.

"Bro"
"Bro… Bro?!"
"Bro!"
"Bro…"
"Bro?! Bro Bro!!"

"NOW DON'T CALL ME DADDY- I DON'T WANNA BE SATAN!"
~A fellow Trumpet in my 4th row-

Today, right now, in anatomy class:

"Can I touch your bones?"

"I mean, that's one way to get a pointed chin."

"He's my date to prom- and a warning to anyone else who'll try to turn me down."

"'Oh, touching their shoulder is too intimate' says the woman holds hands with them."

"I swear I didn't mean to break his jaw!!"

Seductively dancing/thrusting against the skeleton

I just walked by the bathrooms and heard someone inside screaming "WHY IS THERE CUM ON THE WALL?"

"One of the risks is just being gay."

"How old is that brownie?"
"That's a rock."

"I would like a chicken sandwich and you're finest pint of non alcoholic beer." - Me

"Is the legs on the bus an organism?"

I've had a running quote book for so LONG XD These are my favorites:

"I just think the economy should benefit only me."

"IN YOUR FACE HATERS! Now I'M in the fridge."

"Think of streaking, but on paper." - My English teacher, on research papers

"I just want to be homeless so I can just, like, walk up to a corn field and eat all the corn."

"Money is a construct. Give us your construct."

"High school is like a spork. It's a sucky spoon, and a sucky fork, so it's basically useless."

"Forget Disney plus, I'm on Chtulhu!"

"You know what America's good at? Flexing."

Just a Tik Tok I saw;
"Hey. What do you call -insert joke here-"
Teacher: "Um… -explains-"
"WRONG!"
"Oh, haha, that's cute. Okay, well, if you're done with your assignments…" blah blah blah
"Gn!"
"I don't know what 'gn' means."