forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"I hate Olive Garden." *gasping from other students* "Yeah! Fight me! I make better spaghetti than Olive Garden!"

"Your possessions, wench."

• Me, to my friend after carrying their bags

"But my kneecaps got to be worth something on the black market"

• Me, to my friends when convincing them to go to comic-con

"Don't. Touch. My. CORN!"

"Do we talk about being gay too much? Are we proving somebody's point?"
"No."

"I think Lady M*cbeth already got unsexed."

"Shots fired"

• Some kid in my science class after watching a water buffalo charge at a herd of lions

My friends are calling me "Zelda" to spite me. I came to school dressed as Link.

My friends are calling me "Zelda" to spite me. I came to school dressed as Link.

nOooooO-

"He's my boyfriend."
A random girl, talking about me, in front of me, in 8th grade

(DON'T ASK)

My friends are calling me "Zelda" to spite me. I came to school dressed as Link.

nOooooO-

Update: In between classes three people called me Zelda. Unironically.

My friends are calling me "Zelda" to spite me. I came to school dressed as Link.

nOooooO-

Update: In between classes three people called me Zelda. Unironically.

what

"Vibe check time, who will survive!"

"How many Blackhawk Bucks do you have?"
"Sixty-four."
"WHAT?! I only have seven dollars. Seven. You can't buy anything with that in this economy!"

So there are a pair of twins in my grade, here are some highlights of one trying to tell a three-sentence story:
"And a gear fell out-"
"It was a propeller!"

"He didn't even use it."
"No, he did! Once, when he test drived it!"
"Drived?"

"Do you love me, [redacted]?"
"No. I hope you die."

"I'm a goth cowboy, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!"

"Hey, let's not make this Power Rangers 3"

• two kids facing each other with rulers

"Do it for the vine!"
"What if I did it for the vine?"
unholy screaming

(there is context to this, I will give if asked)

"Would Kirby taste like everything he ate?"
"Reed-"
"Would he?"
"Reed-"
"It's not fucking cannibalism he is a giant pink ball who consumes things, I am a fleshy prison who also consumes things!"

"Would Kirby taste like everything he ate?"
"Reed-"
"Would he?"
"Reed-"
"It's not fucking cannibalism he is a giant pink ball who consumes things, I am a fleshy prison who also consumes things!"

I mean, he has a tongue, so I'd have to assume so

"Would Kirby taste like everything he ate?"
"Reed-"
"Would he?"
"Reed-"
"It's not fucking cannibalism he is a giant pink ball who consumes things, I am a fleshy prison who also consumes things!"

I mean, he has a tongue, so I'd have to assume so

I meant like,,, eating him.
Just munching and crunching that gumball looking motherfucker

"Would Kirby taste like everything he ate?"
"Reed-"
"Would he?"
"Reed-"
"It's not fucking cannibalism he is a giant pink ball who consumes things, I am a fleshy prison who also consumes things!"

I mean, he has a tongue, so I'd have to assume so

I meant like,,, eating him.
Just munching and crunching that gumball looking motherfucker

Oh god

Probably not
Game Theory made a video where they proved he's an amoeba, which would have no reason to take the taste of somebody, unless it was gross and/or would poison a predator, in which case it'd make a useful defense mechanism.

"Would Kirby taste like everything he ate?"
"Reed-"
"Would he?"
"Reed-"
"It's not fucking cannibalism he is a giant pink ball who consumes things, I am a fleshy prison who also consumes things!"

I mean, he has a tongue, so I'd have to assume so

I meant like,,, eating him.
Just munching and crunching that gumball looking motherfucker

Oh god

Probably not
Game Theory made a video where they proved he's an amoeba, which would have no reason to take the taste of somebody, unless it was gross and/or would poison a predator, in which case it'd make a useful defense mechanism.

darn, what do you think he'd taste like?
crushed hopes and dreams

"Would Kirby taste like everything he ate?"
"Reed-"
"Would he?"
"Reed-"
"It's not fucking cannibalism he is a giant pink ball who consumes things, I am a fleshy prison who also consumes things!"

I mean, he has a tongue, so I'd have to assume so

I meant like,,, eating him.
Just munching and crunching that gumball looking motherfucker

Oh god

Probably not
Game Theory made a video where they proved he's an amoeba, which would have no reason to take the taste of somebody, unless it was gross and/or would poison a predator, in which case it'd make a useful defense mechanism.

darn, what do you think he'd taste like?
crushed hopes and dreams

Poison, probably
There are some poisons that turn your body pink, do with that what you will

"Moist Moist!! Elbow Fluid for sale!!! Only Six hundred and Sixty Six dollars!!"

"do you ever wonder if kaede's death is the only reason shuichi took his hat off? idk, maybe his head got sweaty and he didn't wanna live like that for the rest of the game"
"hmm… good point, maybe that's part of why he took it off"
"or maybe kokichi wanted to eat shuichi's hat and stole it while he was sleeping, and shuichi was so confused that he just went along with it"

• two girls discussing the events of danganronpa v3 at lunch at the table behind me and my girlfriend