forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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“It’s 4:20, make a wish.”

I missed it :(

lmao this was a few days ago, I just saw 4:20 on my clock a few minutes ago and thought of it

@Toaster group

Me: 420, what you smoking? 😂
Me 2: Your dick.
Me: 😓………..Why? We don't have one.
Me 2: * shrug * I'm bored.
Me: HaLp!!! 😲
Me 3: 💒 THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU DEMON!!! RETURN TO WHICH YE CAME!!!
Me 2: * yeets self out the window *
Me: Thanks, bro! 😘
Me 3: No problem, bro! 😘
(This is only part of the weird shit that happens in my head because of my toxic [ex] friends)

Deleted user

me: -walking past some 6th graders-
some random kid: com'n bro, hurry up, I'm hungry as a butt cheek
me -gives weird look-

@Pickles group

My sister: Did they say New Zealand?
My dad: No. I'm not sure where they are but it's not New Zealand.
Me: I mean, I would've thought that was obvious from the way they drove five hours to somewhere else in the U.S.
My sister: Well I don't know where New Zealand is!

@ZephirFox8812

My sister: Did they say New Zealand?
My dad: No. I'm not sure where they are but it's not New Zealand.
Me: I mean, I would've thought that was obvious from the way they drove five hours to somewhere else in the U.S.
My sister: Well I don't know where New Zealand is!

I'm from New Zealand

@Pickles group

My sister: Did they say New Zealand?
My dad: No. I'm not sure where they are but it's not New Zealand.
Me: I mean, I would've thought that was obvious from the way they drove five hours to somewhere else in the U.S.
My sister: Well I don't know where New Zealand is!

I'm from New Zealand

Would you mind confirming for her that it is not, in fact, a five hour drive from America?

@ZephirFox8812

My sister: Did they say New Zealand?
My dad: No. I'm not sure where they are but it's not New Zealand.
Me: I mean, I would've thought that was obvious from the way they drove five hours to somewhere else in the U.S.
My sister: Well I don't know where New Zealand is!

I'm from New Zealand

Would you mind confirming for her that it is not, in fact, a five hour drive from America?

Definitely not! We are three islands next to Australia.

@Pickles group

Me, pointing a water gun at my cat (after chasing her off the table): Stand down!
My cat: walks forward
Me: I SAID STAND DOWN! shoots water in my cat's face

Deleted user

Me: hey you lil pISS BABY–
My entire family: What's wrong with you

@Toaster group

Me: Happy Birthday, bitch.
Wall: It's not my birthday.
Me: …
Wall: …
Me: Then Merry Unbirthday, bitch.

(I'm so lonely. 😢)

@Toaster group

Me: Happy Birthday, bitch.
Wall: It's not my birthday.
Me: …
Wall: …
Me: Then Merry Unbirthday, bitch.

(I'm so lonely. 😢)

(HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IVY, YOU ARE THE SPECIAL BIRTHDAY [DEMONETIZED]—)

(I'm confused. What's demonetized?)

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry

Me: Happy Birthday, bitch.
Wall: It's not my birthday.
Me: …
Wall: …
Me: Then Merry Unbirthday, bitch.

(I'm so lonely. 😢)

(HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IVY, YOU ARE THE SPECIAL BIRTHDAY [DEMONETIZED]—)

(I'm confused. What's demonetized?)

(Oh it's just a thing I say to censor stuff. It's like how a YouTube video might get demonetized if it has inappropriate content, meaning they won't put ads on the video)

@Toaster group

Me: Happy Birthday, bitch.
Wall: It's not my birthday.
Me: …
Wall: …
Me: Then Merry Unbirthday, bitch.

(I'm so lonely. 😢)

(HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IVY, YOU ARE THE SPECIAL BIRTHDAY [DEMONETIZED]—)

(I'm confused. What's demonetized?)

(Oh it's just a thing I say to censor stuff. It's like how a YouTube video might get demonetized if it has inappropriate content, meaning they won't put ads on the video)

(Oh, that makes sense now.)

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry

Me: Happy Birthday, bitch.
Wall: It's not my birthday.
Me: …
Wall: …
Me: Then Merry Unbirthday, bitch.

(I'm so lonely. 😢)

(HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IVY, YOU ARE THE SPECIAL BIRTHDAY [DEMONETIZED]—)

(I'm confused. What's demonetized?)

(Oh it's just a thing I say to censor stuff. It's like how a YouTube video might get demonetized if it has inappropriate content, meaning they won't put ads on the video)

(Oh, that makes sense now.)

(It was also a reference to this song)

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So, we were playing Minecraft with our science teacher. He has absolutely no idea how to do anything.
Mr.M: Whoever killed me is failing this class

Me: Kills him
Me: Sorry, have a door as an apology.
Him: Hits me with the door YOU HAVE GIVEN ME A WEAPON
Me: Kills him Not today Satan