forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Random skater boy in the back: "If you give me a piece of gum, I'll go out on a date with Easton."
My Spanish Teacher (who is a savage I love him): "For the record, I think Easton is worth a lot less than a piece of gum."

"This is to shame us into doing Spanish homework isn't it?"
"… Maybe…"

• Random Spanish 1 student and my Spanish teacher

"I embrace the cold arms of death."
"Okay Nico di Angelo."

• Me and my friend obsessed with Percy Jackson

"Oh, it's another packet."
about to throw hands "IT'S NOT A PACKET."

• Me and my Honors English teacher

"Kahoots are more stressful than the test."

• Kid in my Earth Science class

"Don't be annoying."
"I can be whatever I want when I grow up."

"You want a burger?"
"I'm a Vegetarian!"
"Then how do you please your boyfriend??"
"Easy, He's a pescatarian!"

Me remembering i left my trumpet in my 3rd period:"Fuck my trumpet!!!"
Some kid who unfortunately heard me: "…Please don't fuck the trumpet…"

"oh, so you like jjba? name every jojo reference"
"do you really want me to?"
"yes"
"yare yare daze…; oh, you're approaching me?; muda muda muda!!; i, giorno giovana, have a dream; you thought it wa–"
"dude i was joking seriously sToP"
"-laughs- thought so."

"It's hard to look sexy in Walmart underwear."

Again my Spanish teacher: "That is how "boomers" do it." He put finger quotes around Boomers.

Yet again my Spanish teacher: "I smell "cap"." and then to his TA, "Is that how I say it?"

that is so awesomely precious

"i dare you to sing the entire 'caged child' song from drv3"
"bet-"
"wait hime no i meant that as a joke i-"
"-sings the entire song-"
"god fucking damnit-"

"Can you choke on a blade of grass?"
"If it's big enough, I guess so."

"you guys need to stop singing giorno's theme every time i walk into the room"
"but…-"
"no, seriously just stop -walks out of the room for a minute-"
(a little bit later)
"okay i'm back i forgo-"
"jOjO- gOLdEn wiiiiiNd!"
"shit i fell for it again"

"I would like to call a classroom emergency about the gum under everyone's chairs."
"Come on, we all know you like to peel it off and eat it."

"Perhaps… I will sprinkle in the fact that I am filled with homicidal rage-"

"I should be in class in negative 12 seconds."

"So what if I thought that michigan was in the middle of the country?"

As a Michigander uhh how did they think that? The only things we're memorable for is water, cars, and our proximity to Canada lmao

"I need to stop speaking in cursive"

"In Soviet Russia, pineapples eat you."

"So what if I thought that michigan was in the middle of the country?"

Laughs in WI

"It wasn't on cause it was off"

"so, did you finish the thing yet?"
"just a few more finishing touches."
"okay, i'll wait-"

-a few minutes later-

"okay bro, i finished it"
"dude, shut up and fucking send it i'm excited to see how it came out"
"https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-23b7e749b3576470e58e4107078e13d3"
"i- this is legendary. absolutely legendary"
"print it out and tape it to your wall, i dare you"
"haha no"

"I absolutely hate you, [name]."
"You hate me because I won't be in your play rendition of a Lord of the Flies fanfiction that [name 2] wrote."
"Exactly."

"Do that again and I'll turn your insides into outsides."