forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Your toilet seat fell."
"It's okay. The toilet seat's tough."

• Random student and my Spanish teacher

"I swear to god if Adrian chooses Baby by Justin Bieber for his karaoke song I'm gonna lose it"

My friend Xavier at the thespian christmas party last night

" screw christmas . i want new years . n o w . " - my bestie , who v much hates christmas

"Veggie Tales was no one's sexual awakening. No one looks at Bob the Tomato and thinks "huh. I might be gay." And if they did, it would be Larry and not Bob because Larry is objectively better."

(I'm very scared as to how you heard that, and also Bob> Larry sorry)

(Bitch I'm the one who said it)

(I'm very scared as to how you heard that, and also Bob> Larry sorry)

(Bitch I'm the one who said it)

(Okay so now I'm scared as to how this was a topic of discussion)

(I'm very scared as to how you heard that, and also Bob> Larry sorry)

(Bitch I'm the one who said it)

(Okay so now I'm scared as to how this was a topic of discussion)

(We were talking about how Prince of Egypt made my friend feel some type of way and how she thought that wasn't a common experience for watching it, and how non christians watch it and that's like the only religious thing they watch)

(I'm very scared as to how you heard that, and also Bob> Larry sorry)

(Bitch I'm the one who said it)

(Okay so now I'm scared as to how this was a topic of discussion)

(We were talking about how Prince of Egypt made my friend feel some type of way and how she thought that wasn't a common experience for watching it, and how non christians watch it and that's like the only religious thing they watch)

(Ahhhh I see)

We were supposed to write a story about a perfect day where we could do whatever we wanted, and the girl next to me says, "I'm gonna write about my funeral."

Here are some quotes courtesy of me. Not all of these things happened at school (most of them happened at my church's free meal program) but I am in 9th grade so it counts:

"Everything I learned of cooking, I learned from Remy Ratatouille."

"I have the annoying tendency to put my elbows in soup."

"Have a good day sir! quieter Even if it's raining like god's p*ss out there."

"Solve for X. Yes, solve for X. But what if X is a whole motherfucker?"

"Why do teenagers scare the living shit out of you Mr. Gerard?"

"You know what? Fuck this, fuck you. Unrockies your mountains."

"I am a mess of a person. I am pathetic. Everyone assumes I'm competent and then they're hit with the I-Have-Executive-Dysfunction stick."

"There is shame in my soul and regret in my stomach."

"Instead of actually looking at my notes, I spent the entire period organizing them."

"Instead of actually looking at my notes, I spent the entire period organizing them."

(Man, if that's not a mood.)

"Do chickens eat billionaires?" -me, with definitely no plans to act should the answer happen to be yes

"If you sing the song about banging Cthulhu one more time I swear to god, I'll sacrifice you" My friends to me after I learned the song from Tik Tok

"Oh FUCK apollo. Bastard."
"Okay at first I thought you were talking about Apollo in greek mythology and I was like 'hey don't say that, he's sensitive'. But yeah LO Apollo sucks ass."
"Canon Apollo is my spirit animal, I would pay to murder LO Apollo."

Gonna bring this back with "All I did was make out with Clay in the hallway and they were like, 'oOp, sUsPEnSiOn'"

Gonna bring this back with "All I did was make out with Clay in the hallway and they were like, 'oOp, sUsPEnSiOn'"

the sapnap energy here is immaculate

"It's just like they say, you are what you eat!"
"That makes me a human!"

"the way you draw people's waists makes me wonder who stole their organs while they were sleeping."
"i- the thing is,,, i did"
"bro… what the fuck"

Context: 2 freshman girls who thought they were all that were blocking the entrance to the cafeteria
"OH MY GOD, IF YOU TWO DON'T FUCKING MOVE TO LET ME GET MY DAMN CHICKEN NUGGETS, I'M GONNA THROW A TACO KIT AT YOU"

"You can't buy a negative number of hats."
"If you buy negative hats, they go to your house and steal your hats."
"That sounds like a John Mulaney sketch."
"They break into your house with guns, ransack the place and take your hats."
"Imagine this: You order negative hats as a joke, then one day when you've forgotten about it, you get home, and your house is in disarray, you call the cops and all they can find missing is your hats. There's a wad of cash in the middle of the dining room table, as payment for the hats."

"Early to bed, early to rise, ben franklin is the owner of my eyes."

"I accidentally bought 2 copies of the communist manifesto, who wants one?"

"this is THIEVERY"
"all i did was borrow the teacher's pencil-"
"and?"
"this is why nobody wants to associate with you anymore."