@Yamatsu
"That's going to be 2 points of Piercing Damage."
"Oof! Ow! Hellish Rebuke."
forum
Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
Started by Deleted user
tune
people_alt
192 followers
@larcenistarsonist group
"WHY DID YOU THROW ME UNDER THE BUS?"
"YOU SAID OUR SPANISH TEACHER LOOKED LIKE GUS-GUS WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?"
Deleted user
"What if I seduced the dragon??"
"Do it."
"It's a pile of rocks- I- Fine. If you roll a 20-"
"I ROLLED A NAT 20!!!!"
"Jesus christ. Fne.""
@Pickles group
"I bought a really big jumper and it's the best thing to happen to me. You know, besides my husband and kids and stuff." -my psych teacher i love her
@Cloudy_is_trying_her_best
(I don't have a quote yet but I'm having my first DnD campaign tonight so expect something fun lol. We've already decided two of our characters are going to try to eat sand, and there's a character named Arso(because it's arson without the n) so)
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
(Two of your characters are Wilbur Soot)
@Cloudy_is_trying_her_best
(It's Zelda homebrew lol, one of them is a Goron(they eat rocks normally so yeah) and one of them is a Kokiri(they're like eternally ten) so one of them can do it anyways and one of them is too Babey to know better lmao)
@requiemisback language
context: me and my friends were playing among us and absolutely ✨ vibing ✨
friend 1 (purple): red is gay
friend 1 (purple): that's sus
me (white): okay screw the homosexuals i guess
my stepbro (red): just cuz i'm gay doesn't mean i'm a murderer please hear me out
@larcenistarsonist group
Overheard at my Honors English class:
"BRANDON HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE BENVOLIO OF SUCH MALEVOLENT DEEDS"
"Do you send girls leg pics all the time"
"Umm… Yes."
"Ah it's the Ping Pong King."
"Just because I broke my foot playing ping pong doesn't make me the king of it."
"Arson and chicken nuggets."
Deleted user
"Mate. Mate… Mate? Ah. Yeehaw."
"Mate!! Partner!!! Pog!!"
Deleted user
"Ah it's the Ping Pong King."
The fact that they didn't say ping pong king kong is bad.
@larcenistarsonist group
"Ah it's the Ping Pong King."
The fact that they didn't say ping pong king kong is bad.
I need to say that to him on Monday XD
@larcenistarsonist group
"I'm a man hoe."
"Do you even know what that means?"
"No."
"Easton, don't use words when you don't know what they mean."
"Do you want to see a the head of a decapitated Scottish warrior wearing a tiny cowboy hat?"
"No."
"Too bad."
Deleted user
I would like to see the head of a decapitated Scottish warrior wearing a tiny cowboy hat, please dearest twin
@larcenistarsonist group
His name is Mac (as in Macbeth)
Deleted user
I love him.
@wren-has-mommy-issues group
"Most people don't understand the culture so they're like- why do you have a bunch of anime bitches on your wall?Like shut the fuck up nigga-"
after someone made a comment about anime
@wren-has-mommy-issues group
"Why is James Charles actually cute?"
"What the fuck did you just say-?"
@Kanaroli group
I just heard this and I'm still laughing jhduhduewudq
"Never smoke your own supply"
"Why?"
"Trust me, don't smoke what you're selling, it's the dealers #1 rule"
@ElderGodSwimwithGamers group
"Oh my god he's doing the worm-"
"You know, I was going to go through away my food, but now I think I'm going to through up my food–"
@wren-has-mommy-issues group
My english teacher: turns on a video about picasso
*the video shows a man from the waist up but he's not wearing anything *
the whole class: ….
my teacher: "HE HAS PANTS ON I PROMISE-"
Deleted user
"STOP GIVING HIM WHISKEY!!"
"EXCUSE ME, It is Moonshine"
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"Here's the plan: We grab a mattress. Put it in the street. Go in the house, and get to the third floor. Grab the baby, throw it out the window, hope it lands on the mattress, and jump."
@Pickles group
"I'm scared of most of the seniors. Not you though."
"Oh it's okay. I scare enough people."
@tungsten fastfood
Woah! I haven’t seen THIS thread in a hot second.
jeez the things you do and forget huh?