forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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“Sometimes you just gotta suck it up and blow”

“It looks like you’re giving a good blow to that saxophone mouthpiece”
“Did I ask?”

"Mrs. (teacher name), hypothetically, if one were to light a banana on fire, what do you think would happen?"
"Mike you did not-"

"I'm going to canonically fuck your mom."

"And I tried to sneeze-"
"What, so you could barf out of your nose?"

"potato, tomato, same thing"

"You look gay."
"And you look like you tried to make pancakes with your face, shut the fuck up."

"If I don't look like a DILF what is the point?"

"i resent that comment, now mr frog will come into your room at 3 am and eat your face >:["

Playing a game for Econ
"'This coffee needs to be creamier'
'That sounds like a you problem'"

Playing a game for Econ
"'This coffee needs to be creamier'
'That sounds like a you problem'"

i mean-

“Emi you might just be a lesbian”
“STOP IT LENA”

"americans are crazy rifle cheeseburger idiots"

“Emi you might just be a lesbian”
“STOP IT LENA”

My friends @ me if me only like women, then why joe walker? huh? huh??

"Procrastination's a bitch."
"Well. MJ. You had days to do your assignments and you wait until the day before they're due to do them so procrastination's not the bitch."
"… I'm a bitch."
"There we go."

Just eating sounds
"Reed wtf are you doing???"
"Munch crunching my way to hell. I'll get there eventually."

my history teacher: "hey, will you write these page numbers on the board?"
kid: "sure" looks for marker "there's no marker-"
teacher: "hmm.. that's gonna be a little more difficult, you're gonna have to write it in blood."

"Okay but like, Antigone and Haemon? Lowkey a power couple." - Random kid from Comp class

My friends: Talking
Me: Walks up to my platonic wife and bonks her head with mine

Me to a guy who has been lowkey following me: Um, you do realize I'm going into the girl's bathroom, and you have to stop following me now?
Him: Oh, well have fun.
Me -thinks to self: Have fun in the bathroom??? HMMM…

"GIVE ME CHICKEN NUGGETS. I AM BATBOY"

"don't take my avocado-"

“Where is Montana?”
“Montana…?”
“You know, like what state is it in?”
“Montana… is a state…?”
“Oh that’s right. I was mixing up Montana with Michigan.”

"Hey God, can you smite my mom?"
"I can beat her up."

"i want to legally commit arson"

"i don't know who or what sonic is but i do NOT like the idea of a blue hedgehog running around in a pair of sneakers"

FRIEND: "Today we got a new set of vocab words and one of them was arson and I immedietly thought of you, MJ."
ME: "Whelp, I'm just your friendly neighborhood arsonist."
RANDOM KID WHO OVERHEARD US: "… the flippity fruit snack??"