forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"i want to eat his sneakers"

My band director told us this before we went on spring break
"Guys, please, please, PLEASE, bring your instruments home over the break, we might have quarantine part 2 and it'll be just as bad as the last 3 star wars movies"

Mfndbshsjb why does that sound like something my band director would say

"Listen, sure it's technicly gaslighting, but I'm doing it, so it's fun, sexy, dramatic!"

"Sir, just because your sister's literally God doesn't mean you can just kill children."

"never trust what she says, because god knows she's gonna commit arson in a few years."
"i'm right here-"
"okay, but she probably is."
"I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS HERE :(((("

[during a lockdown drill]
"So if a shooter walks in, I'll attack 'em with (Jeff's) crutch."
"That's neat cuz' I got scissors and a broken foot."
"(Jeff). No. You can't handle this. You're crippled."
"Fine. I guess MJ's our backup."
"I got a skill set."
"As in arson?"
"I was gonna say ametaur knife throwing but that works too."

"it's so pretty and it's so fun, but I can't play it."

"Yeah whatever flutes, keep doing your thing"

"LOW BRASS!"

"there's treasure in our heads!
"no, that's sand"

"Two homies in bed, watching love or host, maybe they'll kiss"
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"The sexual tension between someone who's confessed having a crush on you and you being aromantic while laying in bed together"

"My braincells are getting a divorce"

"YOu LoOk lIKE A sLIgHTly DAMAgEd MiNEcraFT aNviL."

"The worst part about this pandemic is that with the masks on, I can't pog."

Context: All of these are directed at the ghosts of two children
"So, how'd you die?"
gestures at skeletons "These yours?"
"Get well soon!"
"How long did it take you to starve to death?"

"And you hear chanting down the hall-"
collective ooga-chakas
"Nobody is hooked on a feeling."

"You can't solve all of your problems with sea shanties-"
"There once was a ship that that put to sea-"

"My dad loves me."
"Sure he does."
"…Wilbur moment."

"I'm crying and it's all Jafar's fault."

"The clout goggles hide the pain."

"I'm crying and it's all Jafar's fault."

If only he'd fixed the socioeconomic inequalities like he promised :(

"@slave owners that wasn't very cash money of you"

"Aren't you supposed to be the thembo of the group?"
"I mean,,, yeah, but at this point I'm the smartest one and I lost my muscles because I was sad."

"This is a glorified station activity."

"So Hitler was an angry art school reject who went on a killing spree?"
"… yes."

"My favorite is an African Bush Viper."
"GASP _{a danger noodle?"}

"i can't make a fucking toe, okay? it's hard."

"why are you screaming so loud"
"praying didn't work on the man upstairs so this is my next best option"

"who would've thought a lemon could be so ugly"

"he did nothing wrong. he even pays his taxes"
"he doesn't-"
"KILL HIM RIGHT NOW"