it would be sap though, because syrup is a thick sweet liquid made by dissolving sugar in boiling water. so like yeah we're not trees but that's also stated in the argument about whether or not blood is human sap or syrup? you'd have to thicken and boil the blood in order for it to be syrup
Blood isn't thick or as sticky as sap though. It also doesn't dry like either of those things
Personally I think it's a soup 🤤🦶
"why is songwritng hard, why can't I just throw up a good song?)"
"Okay, [X] and [Y], now tell us, who was temporarily blinded in WWI, and went on to seek revenge after the war?"
"…"
"ADOLF HITLER!!! DOES THAT NAME SOUND FAMILIAR TO YOU? GIVE ME TEN PUSHUPS!"
Teacher: "Henry, are you afraid of Sophia?"
Student/Henry: "No."
Teacher: "Okay, well you should be-"
"i have stage four brain cancer, why are you smiling?"
"i didn't know dehydration hurt so bad."
"HAHA FUNNI NUMBER TIME (lite)"
"Why are you the way you are?"
"(Student) why are you crying?"
"I dropped my iced coffee from dunkin this morning"
"GUYS, I HAVE ANOTHER MENTAL ILLNESS :D"
student: what's the best way to off your toxic ex?
teacher: tell them you want them back, and if they feel the same way, have them come to your place
student: …then?
teacher: when they get there, have your rocket launcher ready and blast their ass to kingdom come
me: bold of you to assume we all have rocket launchers
teacher:
teacher: i know at least ONE of you has one, so shut up salem
me: ok, noted
"Ugh Ass Bootycrackle"
"like i just don't understand what boobs are for. don't they seem a little cumbersome to you? like?? milk bags made of flesh? was god on cocaine or something?"
"You do the instruments, right?"
"Yeah I play instruments."
"Wanna join my band?"
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"The only thing keeping me alive right now is that I took a huge mouthful of my coffee and it wasn't stone cold."
i just saw "took a huge mouthful"
"The only thing keeping me alive right now is that I took a huge mouthful of my coffee and it wasn't stone cold."
i just saw "took a huge mouthful"
😏
"I'm collecting this shit [mental illness] like fucking pokemon cards"
An ongoing argument about how to pronounce Bubly. "It's Bublay, It's french!" "When have I ever heard it in the commercials pronounced like that!"
If you have money, you own everything
In order to get what you want, you have to sacrifice other people
LUCA STOLE MY GARLIC BREAD
What the odd hell
When normal people buy a house, it usually comes with a door
I JUST WANNA DRAW A FISH
Did you feel that, I just threw a rock at your head
wHeRe iS mY bIbLe?!!?
MY CRUMPETS RUN OUT TODAY
"What in the heterosexual hell is going on?"
"someone give me permission to put this rock in my mouth"
"YOU'RE THE CUMSHOT YOUR MOM SHOULD'VE SWALLOWED"
"Can youuu respectfully kill yourself"
"WALL-E is a himbo."
"My apple is a pear. Why is it a pear?"
"Because the mommy pear and daddy pear loved each other and had a little pear."
"Bitch who the fuck you talking to, you better shut the fuck up before I grab one of my ni**as to come slap you across the face leaving a handprint bigger than the Canadian flag, bitch-ass motherfucker going to get fucked up"
(yes ik it's a lot but that's just a small sample of things I hear at my school)
If you're gonna repeat a slur…I sure hope you have the pass and that absolutely requires a spoiler tag.