forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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(Lol, Winston sounds hilarious.)

I have more stories about Winston if you want them

Yes please.

Our theatre teacher hates phones so she confiscates them if she sees us with them out, while she was judging our solos, Winston went on his phone and started texting people, so as usual our teacher went over to take it and when she grabbed it she realized it was a calculator. Winston had a smug ass look on his face as the entire class laugh hysterically, all our teacher said "Damn it Winston, don't use the improv we learned against me"

That happened in my psych class a while ago, except a bunch of girls were passing it around trying to figure out the calculus homework

gasp "KANGA AND ROO. KANGAROO! 18 YEARS!!"

what does that mean lmfao

what is kanga??/?/

emi dear, do you not know about winnie the pooh?

Y'all should take the Pooh pathology test lmao I got a mix of Piglet, Roo, and Eeyore

oh fuc k me come on my brain is so dumb

also I got 95% Eeyore on the pooh pathology and 5 percent piglet ^^

Pooh, piglet and tigger

"How good do I have to be to get reincarnated as a deer?"

Y'all should take the Pooh pathology test lmao I got a mix of Piglet, Roo, and Eeyore

i got pooh, christopher robin, and roo

"I woke up and my bed was, like, yellow, from pus coming out of it." -some kid that walked past my classroom

Chicken. ALL thee chickennnnnn.

"We need to eradicate all people named Humfrey."

"You have donut-phobia."

"DONUTS CAN'T HURT YOU!"

"the bees only come after you if you act like a pissbaby" - my friend, for literally no reason

A guy just heelyed down the hall to slap their friend in the face and then heelyed away

King

I was spinning in a chair and this mean ass substitute came up to me
"You're gonna get dizzy young lady"
"That's the whole point, now rock and roll buckaroo!" I then proceeded to spin as fast as I could

my friend walked past me having a conversation with his friend, and I heard him yell at the top of his lungs: "WHAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A FAMILY?"

"And that is the proper way to eat a string of Christmas lights."