forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"I gave you a home, and love!"
"Quintuplets! You gave me quintuplets!"

"Have you ever felt the wrath of god?"
"No, I'm vegetarian"

"If you like strawberry milk, literally stay 10ft away from me, hehe!"
"OH MY GOD NO ONE GIVES A SHIT YOU QUOTE "QUIRKY" GIRLS"

"I don't want COVID-19 I want death by ORANGES-"

"Guy Fieri is the best of our generation."
"He's older than us dipshit"

One dude in my health class tried making a rumor that there were raccoons in the school while we were in a shut in

Not exactly something someone has said but what my school does, in the pizza lunchline they serve pineapple pizza

"I don't have the attention span for this."
"We're literally just walking-"

"Is he, you know flicks wrist a narcissist?"

"Is he, you know flicks wrist a narcissist?"

my dad

"Is he, you know flicks wrist a narcissist?"

my dad

It was,,, aimed at me,,, because I have npd-

The kid I currently sit next to history, downing a monster: "Well why didn't they use Bob's femur to make a bow and arrow while they were in the trench?!?! It would've been a much better use than having them hold up a god damn mud wall!!"

The kid I currently sit next to history, downing a monster: "Well why didn't they use Bob's femur to make a bow and arrow while they were in the trench?!?! It would've been a much better use than having them hold up a god damn mud wall!!"

asking the real questions

“This is why I wanna go back to my old school.”
“Go!”

debate noises
Among us drip starts playing

"I roast all my students equally"

Here's why I love theatre class(expect more of this in the future):

eats butter
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"Last time it was a swan! And you were the mother!!"
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"The supposed gody of beautess- DAMMIT!!"
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"Hercules is a fine boy." smacks on back

falls over
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-when watching that Cinderella movie with Camilla Cabello in it-

"Am I the only one who saw the guy in the beginning with a power saw?"
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-when playing some version of Mafia-

lots of laughing for no reason during multiple rounds
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"The Mafia sneaks into the house while this person is cooking breakfast, and shoves their face into the pan of bacon! But, their neighbor that they invited over for breakfast at four in the morning shows up and finds them, and rushes them to the hospital, and the doctor saves them. Devin, you did not die, but now your face is all melted and gross."
-later in the same round-
"This person was taking out the garbage when the Mafia attacked. They got lost on their way to the garbage because their skin was melted over their eyes and they couldn't see. The Mafia grabbed them and shoved them in the garbage bag to suffocate them! But their neighbor, who had been coming by more often since the last incident, shows up and rushes them to the hospital, where the doctor saves them. They had to pry waffles out of their nose. Devin, you did not die."
-at the end of the round-
"I tried to kill him twice! He just wouldn't die!"
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-playing another version of Mafia-

winks

"…" screeches
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I will give context if asked.

I will give context if asked.

No lie I want context for aaaaall of that

"I dunno, maybe it's weird for a bunch of 16 year olds to talk about prostitution in front of a 40-year-old judge."

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"I am a very good asshole."

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"Dude, I get a lot of sugar mommies who try to add me."

"All I hear is ableist, Austrian propaganda."

"Does Zootopia have reverse furries??"

"Does Zootopia have reverse furries??"

yes it does, can confirm

Me: "He was Catholic-"
Apush teacher: [screams]
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"Any questions? Figure it out, Juan."
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"Shoot. I'm teaching how to stone wrong."
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"Take me back to Constantinople-"
"DONT YOU DARE FINISH THAT PHRASE."
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"Teacher appreciation week: 5 pound bags of sugar free gummy bears."

"Take me back to Constantinople-"
"DONT YOU DARE FINISH THAT PHRASE."

distant screaming from umbrella academy fans

I will give context if asked.

No lie I want context for aaaaall of that

Here you go!

eats butter

This is just a running joke because my theatre teacher eats her food out of a butter container, so every time she's eating in class we go "How's that butter tasting?" and she'll go "It's good!"

"Last time it was a swan! And you were the mother!!"
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"Hercules is a fine boy." smacks on back

falls over

These two are because we were supposed to write Greek tragedies to record, and one of the groups in my class did one called The Zeus Conundrum, in which Hades is trying to explain to Zeus that he needs to stop abandoning his children. Zeus denies it, and says he's a great father, then the doctor tells him that his child died during birth, to which Zeus replies "Phew! That's a relief. I did not wanna be a father."

"The supposed gody of beatuess- DAMMIT!!"

This one's similar to the one above, with the Greek tragedy thing, but this time the play was called The Great Greek Tragedy of Death and Tragedy. The line was supposed to be "The supposed goddess of beauty appears" because we had to have a Greek god/goddess in our play, and we chose Aphrodite, but Adrien had a little trouble with it.

-when watching that Cinderella movie with Camilla Cabello in it-

"Am I the only one who saw the guy in the beginning with a power saw?"

We had a substitute one day, and she played that movie for us. Our actual teacher came back just before the bell rang, and she went back and watched the beginning with another class and let us watch the whole thing throughout the week. About halfway through the movie Adrien turns to me and asks me about the power saw guy, which I remembered seeing, and we were just like 'Why is there a power saw?'

-when playing some version of Mafia-

lots of laughing for no reason during multiple rounds
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"The Mafia sneaks into the house while this person is cooking breakfast, and shoves their face into the pan of bacon! But, their neighbor that they invited over for breakfast at four in the morning shows up and finds them, and rushes them to the hospital, and the doctor saves them. Devin, you did not die, but now your face is all melted and gross."
-later in the same round-
"This person was taking out the garbage when the Mafia attacked. They got lost on their way to the garbage because their skin was melted over their eyes and they couldn't see. The Mafia grabbed them and shoved them in the garbage bag to suffocate them! But their neighbor, who had been coming by more often since the last incident, shows up and rushes them to the hospital, where the doctor saves them. They had to pry waffles out of their nose. Devin, you did not die."
-at the end of the round-
"I tried to kill him twice! He just wouldn't die!"

We were playing this weird version of Mafia, where we have cards that tell us what our role is. There's the Mafia, the citizens, the detective, and the doctor. Each round, our teacher would have everyone close their eyes and ask the Mafia who they wanted to kill, the detective who they wanted to investigate(she'd show them that person's card), and the doctor who they wanted to save. The Mafia chose to kill Devin, but the doctor chose to save Devin. Then it happened again. Also, our teacher would narrate what happened each time the Mafia, detective, and doctor made their choices, hence the description of what happened to Devin. At the end of the round, it was revealed that Adrien was the Mafia, and he said that last line up there because he failed to kill Devin.

-playing another version of Mafia-

winks

"…" screeches

A different version of Mafia, where we each grab a folded piece of paper, and if you have the one with a K on it, you're the killer(we were all sitting in a circle by the way). The killer has to wink at someone in the circle, and that person dies. Makayla was the killer, and she winked at me. I looked around the circle for a second so I wouldn't give her away, and then I screeched. I accidently scared everyone when I did that, so oops.

The Zeus Conundrum

I thought this said the zeus condom 💀