forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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The Zeus Conundrum

I thought this said the zeus condom 💀

he needed one of those, that would've stopped like 90% of issues amongst the gods

“Just realized I’m that friend who forces self-care upon everyone else then forgets to eat dinner.”

“Are you part of the cult now?”
“Yeah.”
“Great! We hang out on Saturdays.”

“I dunno if I’m actually bi because I’ve never been with a girl before.”
“If I actually liked you this would be the perfect time to ask you out.”

“Hawaiian Punch, Hawaiian shirt, also I’m gay.”

“You make gay jokes all the time!”
“That’s because she is gay!”
“Yeah, the straights need the gay joke pass.”

“Like, awooga, y’know?”

“No, that’s not the vibe, that’s not the vibe, that’s not the vibe, there’s the vibe! Sending the vibe your way.”

“For Halloween, I’m gonna be a tall person.”

“Here’s a hill, let’s do a play!”

“i make gay jokes because i am a gay joke”
“no you aren’t”
“aw thanks-“
“jokes are funny”
chokes

"mass delusion deez nuts."

“Am I allowed to break your neck?”

"Thank you for letting me be your ball grabber this afternoon–I should have thought that title out more."
"No, you don't get to. You're the ball grabber now."

"Mario hates gay people, I can't believe it."

"Mario hates gay people, I can't believe it."

its-a me! hetero!

"You didn't stroke the cat so now you have to do push ups."

"Push ups are bad for you."

"Mario hates gay people, I can't believe it."

its-a me! hetero!

Don't hide that gem with strikethroughs
Mario, preparing to commit a hate crime: So long, gay Bowser!

"If any of you pick mud or trench foot for this next Kahoot question, I might send some of you to the deans"
people proceed to pick mud & trenchfoot, not the correct answer, u-boat
"WHY WOULD THERE BE A U-BOAT IN THE TRENCH ALEX, TELL ME RIGHT NOW"
Literally 2 seconds later "I'm crying on the inside…"

"You'd sleep with Ryan Reynolds?"
"Dude, hell yes."

"I feel like I'd make a good prostitute."

"Squats make me feel queasy…"
"you whimp…"
"… when I do them like you."

This isn’t exactly a quote, but the other day some people from my high school had a party and someone got a broken wrist and another went to the hospital with alcohol poisoning- it was on the local news-

"If I see it then I'll circle it and be a little sad inside but I won't mark you down."

“Have you ever listened to a word I’ve said?”
“No, I got my hearing aids yesterday.”

Student: "Will someone give me ten bucks if I drink all of that?"
Teacher: [maintains eye contact as he pours the vinegar and baking soda mixture down the sink]

I'd drink it for free

Google says we don't know enough about what'll happen so I say go for it

be right back

No-

my mom yelled at me so i couldn't do it ):

I'll do it when she's not looking

she kept asking if it was some instagram challenge

ma'am my instagram feed is fanart and youtooz if it was i'd still be completely out of the loop

No I was joking don't do it