forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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you're not my mom

pickles quick, adopt ash

Pickles Ily, but I can't handle you as my parent in law

lol i love u guys

“Are you bisexual because your hair is curly or is your hair curly because you’re bisexual?”

“Are you bisexual because your hair is curly or is your hair curly because you’re bisexual?”

the real question

More silliness from my theatre class.

"I'm Mrs. -my teacher's name-, and I have long blonde hair."

laughing

"But it's not actually blonde."

gasp

more laughing

"LANDON ARE YOU RECORDING!?"

even more laughing
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"My queen! Your test results came in!"

"Am I pregnant?"

"No, your Covid test."
later
"What can I do for you, child?"

"Man, you're even uglier than I thought."

"And?"

"We've gotta kill Queen Devin before she gives everybody the Vid."

"Fine. Bring me a goat and a wallaby, and your queen shall be dead."

'Who took it then, the cookie monster?'

"I will start crying in class."

not a quote but the girl sitting next to me in art is watching One Piece (I think it's one piece at least-) instead of actually arting

"I'm Representative [Smith] and my code is 420." (this was me btw and it's funny bc my name is marijuana-)

"I'm Representative [Jones] and my code is nunya."

"ten seconds"
"aaaaaa if we provideaidetogreecetohelpthemcombatwildfiresanda;d;fkadjf;kasd SKIPPING TO THE CONCLUSION AND FOR THOSE REASONS I AFFIRM."
"yeah put out those greece fires!"

not a quote but the girl sitting next to me in art is watching One Piece (I think it's one piece at least-) instead of actually arting

Iconic

Befriend her immediately

“Stealing Oreos from rich bastards is fun. Hunting rich bastards is tight, but fun is prohibited unless illegal.”

"Capitalism is okay if you're a dilf."

"Capitalism is okay if you're a dilf."

kinda true

“Man, I have terrible vision.”
“You should wear glasses.”
“I’m wearing glasses!”
“We ALL wear glasses!”

"i'm gonna try standup at an open mic."
"your demographic is people who use tumblr negatively, you'd have like three people show up."

"I finally found the merge of emo teen daughter and mother with her life put together, after all this time."

"You're too holy to be a tattoo artist"

"OMG like stop trying to manipulate me, I'm so vunerable at the moment lmaooo"

"wait, no! come back! I love you! here's this." hands them an empty cup

"Ew he's ugly, msi is for pretty girls."
"gatekeeping msi."

'Mine was arson, what was yours?'
'Stealing babies.'
'Oh, of course! That makes sense.'

"There's nothing wrong with romantic attraction to tacos. They will never break your heart."