forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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@larcenistarsonist group

Debate shenanigans:

"I don't know what birth control is used for!"
"You have a sister!"
"I DON'T ASK HER-"
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"Alright, I promise I'm not doing this because of your name-"
"It's about marjuana, isn't it."
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(to the Austrian foreign exchange girl)
"Welcome to American politics where it's a frackin nightmare!"
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"I once made a spam caller hang up by asking if he wanted penis enlargement pills"

And then one biology quote:

"Does Paul like to make out?"
"Yes Paul does-"

@michael_rainer_eats_uranium group

Some kid: Throws up while “can I put my balls in your jaws” plays loudly in the background

could we please- P L E A S E have some context ? i am- beyond curious

So basically this kid somehow got ahold of like 7 cups of chocolate pudding? And was fucking slurping them down like Jello shots? Then man chugged 3 whole water bottles and was working on his 4th, meanwhile one of my friends was showing another friend the “balls in your jaws” song, and we were blessed with that new core memory.

@wren-has-mommy-issues group

Some kid: Throws up while “can I put my balls in your jaws” plays loudly in the background

could we please- P L E A S E have some context ? i am- beyond curious

So basically this kid somehow got ahold of like 7 cups of chocolate pudding? And was fucking slurping them down like Jello shots? Then man chugged 3 whole water bottles and was working on his 4th, meanwhile one of my friends was showing another friend the “balls in your jaws” song, and we were blessed with that new core memory.

thank you, and sounds like an opening scene for an american coming of age movie, set in a public high school

@michael_rainer_eats_uranium group

Some kid: Throws up while “can I put my balls in your jaws” plays loudly in the background

could we please- P L E A S E have some context ? i am- beyond curious

So basically this kid somehow got ahold of like 7 cups of chocolate pudding? And was fucking slurping them down like Jello shots? Then man chugged 3 whole water bottles and was working on his 4th, meanwhile one of my friends was showing another friend the “balls in your jaws” song, and we were blessed with that new core memory.

thank you, and sounds like an opening scene for an american coming of age movie, set in a public high school

It really really does, not to mention this did take place in an American public high school

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"I'm still single."
"Well, yeah… but only because of the vibe you give off."
"What vibe, exactly, do I give off?"
"Gay Crackhead vibes, bro."
"And that's why I'm still single?"
"Duh. Other than that you're hot."

@larcenistarsonist group

My debate teacher is currently blasting club music while we do current events. Keep in mind this man is probably close to 50 years old and is completely bald and he has yet to play anything other than Usher, Flo Rida, Ludacris, and Lil John since we started two weeks ago.

@wren-has-mommy-issues group

Some kid: Throws up while “can I put my balls in your jaws” plays loudly in the background

could we please- P L E A S E have some context ? i am- beyond curious

So basically this kid somehow got ahold of like 7 cups of chocolate pudding? And was fucking slurping them down like Jello shots? Then man chugged 3 whole water bottles and was working on his 4th, meanwhile one of my friends was showing another friend the “balls in your jaws” song, and we were blessed with that new core memory.

thank you, and sounds like an opening scene for an american coming of age movie, set in a public high school

It really really does, not to mention this did take place in an American public high school

I'm genuinely not surprised