quiet discussion about how straight people are the only happy people there are
"I don't know anyone who's constantly happy- wait yeah I do, but that could be because I only ever saw him when he was drunk. He's dead now." rip drunk cousin will, you were an icon
"everything hurts right now, y'know?"
"oh. are- are you oka-"
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person 1 "if your clean when you get out the shower- how does the towel get dirty?"
person 2 "cum bitch"1) Spoiler tag sexual content :)
2) This wasn't even funny the first time, why'd you post it in this chat too?
i put the other one on the wrong chat and i actually heard in in my school so i felt it was more fitting here
person 1 "if your clean when you get out the shower- how does the towel get dirty?"
person 2 "cum bitch"1) Spoiler tag sexual content :)
2) This wasn't even funny the first time, why'd you post it in this chat too?i put the other one on the wrong chat and i actually heard in in my school so i felt it was more fitting here
Okay but could you spoiler tag it?
otay
⚠️sexual content ⚠️
dere
👍
sorry about not spoiling it
"So listen, the new Res 8 sneak peek came out and-"
"Abigail if you utter the name Lady Dimitrescu, I will drop all of my non violent morals right here, right now"
My friends are finally getting fed up with me :]
"I'd give Freud an aneurysm if he thought about me for more than five minutes."
Spoiler - click to show.
Iconic.
"If Ellen were straight, she'd be homophobic, so with that logic, if Steve Harvey was white, he'd be racist."
"If Ellen were straight, she'd be homophobic, so with that logic, if Steve Harvey was white, he'd be racist."
No ellen's still kind of homophobic
"Do you not know what the word firm means?"
"What is it with you and shoes?"
"They're from Satan!"
"If Prince Phillip weren't already dead, the events of the last fifteen minutes would have killed him."
"Waka waka boodlyoop shooobee."
"Laughter is a stroke."
"I don't trust Abe Lincoln"
This isn't a quote but our break just started and this kid was like "who wants to play shuffleboard?" and I was very confused and then he pulls a tiny desktop shuffleboard thing out of his bag and now there are like four kids in the back of the classroom playing shuffleboard-
"Who wants to see my Prince Phillip impression?"
My friend Winston then dropped to the ground, and my theatre teacher was not happy
(Lol, Winston sounds hilarious.)
“You look like a mailbox.”
(Lol, Winston sounds hilarious.)
I have more stories about Winston if you want them
(Lol, Winston sounds hilarious.)
I have more stories about Winston if you want them
Yes please.