forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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@tungsten fastfood

woah that's fucking wild dude

big fire house almost burn down haha

but thanks for sharing; I haven't been in school so I don't have any quotes other than "sheeeeesh" and the ones I overheard the straight white boys in my physics class say

@ElderGod-kirky group

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i have some Potato quotes, featuring me, so you get a mixture of high and middle school

H: "Oh, I read that as prostitute–"
M: "Wait, that's not prostitute???"

M: "…I could always go cannibal"
H: "Don't you fuckin look at me"
M: "Might have to salt you a little bit first"
H: "Nah, I'm lacking in the everything department. Won't taste too good."

H: "Why is my name red?"
M: "Because you're a target"

M: "You're a psycho"
H: "No. Just nyoom brain"

M: "Fernando do be ugly tho"

@larcenistarsonist group

wow you're so mature

anyway does anyone have any quotes before I lose my fucking mind?

not a quote, but please note that sticky notes catch fire very quickly. especially green ones. not sure if that's because of the color or just a coincidence, but would not recommend burning sticky notes of any kind

well now you're tempting me. how did you find this out?

….i really wanted to burn a piece of paper but I was too lazy to get part of a real paper and my candle flame jumped immediately at me and now my finger hurts and the fire was pretty big for a while so I got scared and blew it out

Ooh! Yesterday I burned the entire wax backing to a Fruit by the Foot and burned my finger but fire's pretty so it was worth it

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well you're one yourself so I can't say you understand lmao

they suck

mk

@Pickles group

woah that's fucking wild dude

big fire house almost burn down haha

but thanks for sharing; I haven't been in school so I don't have any quotes other than "sheeeeesh" and the ones I overheard the straight white boys in my physics class say

I also realized how alarmingly close said candle is to my very wooden shelf so that was horrifying the sticky note is still there, I'm afraid to let it burn away completely what do i do

@Pickles group

wow you're so mature

anyway does anyone have any quotes before I lose my fucking mind?

not a quote, but please note that sticky notes catch fire very quickly. especially green ones. not sure if that's because of the color or just a coincidence, but would not recommend burning sticky notes of any kind

well now you're tempting me. how did you find this out?

….i really wanted to burn a piece of paper but I was too lazy to get part of a real paper and my candle flame jumped immediately at me and now my finger hurts and the fire was pretty big for a while so I got scared and blew it out

Ooh! Yesterday I burned the entire wax backing to a Fruit by the Foot and burned my finger but fire's pretty so it was worth it

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@tungsten fastfood

woah that's fucking wild dude

big fire house almost burn down haha

but thanks for sharing; I haven't been in school so I don't have any quotes other than "sheeeeesh" and the ones I overheard the straight white boys in my physics class say

I also realized how alarmingly close said candle is to my very wooden shelf so that was horrifying the sticky note is still there, I'm afraid to let it burn away completely what do i do

uhhh throw it in the sink and spray some water on it

or just flush it, I'd prolly do that

Deleted user

One of my best friends and me after I took his queso and preceded to eat it..
"ash, give me back my queso!!"
"nope"
stands up on the cafeteria table
"Give me queso, or give me death!!"
I continued eating the queso, "guess I'll be giving u death."

Deleted user

awww, y'all can we plz not use slurs.. ik it has been corrected and ur bi-racial, but just know its not right no matter what, and this is a computer, we cant see ur skin color

Deleted user

awww, y'all can we plz not use slurs.. ik it has been corrected and ur bi-racial, but just know its not right no matter what, and this is a computer, we cant see ur skin color

mk

@Pickles group

"I think I would have made a good assassin, looking back on my past jobs… I'm trying to repress my assassin tendencies in the classroom but I can't promise it won't boil over and I'll have to kill someone." -my english teacher

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

"I think I would have made a good assassin, looking back on my past jobs… I'm trying to repress my assassin tendencies in the classroom but I can't promise it won't boil over and I'll have to kill someone." -my english teacher

Your English teacher and my old English teacher would be good friends, here are some quotes from him:

holding out hands "Place neck here."

"Finally, I killed someone!"

@HighPockets group

person 1 "if your clean when you get out the shower- how does the towel get dirty?"
person 2 "cum bitch"

1) Spoiler tag sexual content :)
2) This wasn't even funny the first time, why'd you post it in this chat too?

@HighPockets group

"I think I would have made a good assassin, looking back on my past jobs… I'm trying to repress my assassin tendencies in the classroom but I can't promise it won't boil over and I'll have to kill someone." -my english teacher

Your English teacher and my old English teacher would be good friends, here are some quotes from him:

holding out hands "Place neck here."

"Finally, I killed someone!"

That's just how English teachers Are

@larcenistarsonist group

My mother (who's an english teacher) has a severed and bloody Macbeth head on a stick that she keeps in her classroom and she puts different hats on him every day. Right now it's a tiny paper sombrero and a mask.

@Pickles group

Even the Softest english teacher I've had (he knits and is one of the leaders of the knitting and crochet club I love him) wanted to hang a head of a realistic paper mache frankenstein's monster head for halloween