forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Bruh no joke, we had the same joke lmaoo

“No premarital hand holding!”
“No premarital eye contact!”
“No marital sleeping in the same bed!”

"you're very pretty"
-said by my crush to me!

“I’m a gay icon and I’m not even gay”
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“Minecraft villagers said gay rights”
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“Comic sans is my daddy”

So us Pre-AP English kids have a much harder SOL (Standards of Learning) prompt than the other kids. Because they have almost no guidelines, we started coming up with topics we would write about if we were in the other class. Some of my favorites:
-Birds are just government surveillance cameras (my idea)
-Why we should abolish the SOL system
-Publishing your own article and then writing a research paper on it
-Why marijuana should be legalized everywhere
-Dr. Seuss (specifically the Lorax)

Now imagine having to grade these as 2-4 page, argumentative, research papers

(watching the Great Gatsby):
Thirty–the promise of a decade of loneliness
"Me"

(If you have the chance to get your hands on the third one, of your first post, plea s e, I’m begging you, please, share it with me)

I wish I could XD

Realistically if they AREN'T AP kids, the papers wouldn't be very good because none of us care that much
I can't tell you how many times I've started researching something for a project and I actually find it interesting but I'm too lazy to do deep research and it's for school so I have even less motivation

(If you have the chance to get your hands on the third one, of your first post, plea s e, I’m begging you, please, share it with me)

I wish I could XD

please find a way

become friends with the person who wrote it

Realistically if they AREN'T AP kids, the papers wouldn't be very good because none of us care that much
I can't tell you how many times I've started researching something for a project and I actually find it interesting but I'm too lazy to do deep research and it's for school so I have even less motivation

I'm an AP kid and I don't care enough to do deep research, I just bullshit it.

“That’s the Jesus Sandal.”-My homeroom teacher

"side-stepping…"
"sash!"
"Thesis Christ"

"I found a 34 part podcast on israel keys and if you think I'm not going to binge it all you would be very wrong."

I am now fascinated about this podcast

It's called true crime bullshit and I'm only partway through the first episode but I'm hekka pumped

Update it's Keyes and I'm stupid

"70's JESUS!"
(context: my best friend had on jesus sandals and bellbottoms and her church shirt with these awful 70's sunglasses)

"and cue the kiss-assery"
"i am the goddess of bullshit"

"I found a 34 part podcast on israel keys and if you think I'm not going to binge it all you would be very wrong."

I am now fascinated about this podcast

It's called true crime bullshit and I'm only partway through the first episode but I'm hekka pumped

Update it's Keyes and I'm stupid

Thank you. I will check once I am out of this horrible class

"Ma'am, you are grossly overestimating humans."

"It's just another manic Monday~"

"Bruh, it's Thursday."

"It's just another manic Monday~"

"Bruh, it's Thursday."

"But it feels like a Monday!"

"Just wait 4 days and you've got your wish."

“Crap, I thought 6 was more than 7.”

“Look everyone in my Mother 3 game is named after a Zelda Character… Minus the one kid who I for got to put I at the end of Navi… So now he’s just Nav”

-Me

“The fetus doesn’t think he’s ok”
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“EAT THE SHRIMP, STUPID”
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“I identify as a highlighter”

"In middle school you don't have cooties, you are the cooties"

“The fetus doesn’t think he’s ok”
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“EAT THE SHRIMP, STUPID”
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“I identify as a highlighter”

ah yes, the new gender. highlighter.

“The fetus doesn’t think he’s ok”
—
“EAT THE SHRIMP, STUPID”
—
“I identify as a highlighter”

ah yes, the new gender. highlighter.

Yes. Highlighter pride! I said that because my teacher said the phrase “if you’re a highlighter…” meaning if you like to highlight the Vocab words, but the working sounding like she was saying if you are a highlighter