forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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wow

Yeah during lunch my friend went to the bathroom and when she got out she kept talking about it

"It can't be that illegal."
-My history teacher during a bike trip, sneaking the entire group through a broken segment of fence to get into a graveyard.

I want this teacher

I wanna see you last through a day of his bad jokes.

Challenge accepted! I'm coming in tomorrow

Time to have fun

"Eggo, put the worm down!"
-My Band Director

walking through the hallway
some kid passing by: "today guys, i found out i was a dumbass, here is my three page essay i wrote about it in study hall explaining how."

"We don't usually recreate memes at lunch."

“Sup gays.”
“Bold words from someone whose sexuality is named after a cooking utensil.”

"It can't be that illegal."
-My history teacher during a bike trip, sneaking the entire group through a broken segment of fence to get into a graveyard.

I want this teacher

I wanna see you last through a day of his bad jokes.

Challenge accepted! I'm coming in tomorrow

Time to have fun

I'm in history now. He's currently firing one of these around the classroom:

"It can't be that illegal."
-My history teacher during a bike trip, sneaking the entire group through a broken segment of fence to get into a graveyard.

I want this teacher

I wanna see you last through a day of his bad jokes.

Challenge accepted! I'm coming in tomorrow

Time to have fun

I'm in history now. He's currently firing one of these around the classroom:

top notch quality teacher

Student pointing to the teacher: "That's my dog. Pretty weird looking dog. It's an ugly dog."
Teacher, crossing her arms: "It seems you've mistaken me for your mother."

Me, asking about a project: "Can we do a fictional character?"
My Science teacher: "Can you ask a real-life question?"

I love my friend to bits but yesterday she saw a piece of cotton on the ground, thought it was popcorn and declared she was going to eat it. She was then informed that it wasn't popcorn, said oh well and then ate it anyway. As far as I can tell, she doesn't regret it

Mood.

Honestly mood

hudson, getting down on one knee, with a ring pop in his hand: "logan, i love you, man. i want to spend the rest of my life with you. will you marry me at the dance?"
my friend who has a crush on hudson: "no, he's mine."
logan, fake crying: "yes, baby, yes please. also, shut the heck up mia"

“That’s five genderbent Todorokis plus eight normal ones, which makes 13 total-rokis. Ow.”

Right now, right now, lowers voice an unholy amount I’m up, I’m down.

“it’s like popping a boner, but softball”

“it’s like popping a boner, but softball”

I’m concerned

"LISTEN JUST BECAUSE SHE HAPPENS TO THINK THAT VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN IS A PERFECT SPECIMEN OF A HUMAN BEING DOESN'T MEAN I LOVE HER ANY LESS"

Love you too babe

"We don't usually recreate memes at the lunch table."

Love you too babe

I was explaining who you were at a party and it got really quiet right as I yelled that

Love you too babe

I was explaining who you were at a party and it got really quiet right as I yelled that

Gasp!
I'm Pickles Famous?!

Love you too babe

I was explaining who you were at a party and it got really quiet right as I yelled that

Gasp!
I'm Pickles Famous?!

I have two friends that know anything about Frankenstein and they both dislike you for it. I've done my best to assure them that you're great, though
edit: well I guess three, but the third doesn't give a heck and probably thinks I'm making you up