forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"I'm young and virginal! I can use my own blood!"

"Did you inhale too much ketchup??"

"Dude, quit hyperventilating ketchup!!"

"Ketchup can't get you high, right?"

"Bro, water is made with ketchup, stupid."

Ketchup and hydrogen. Everyone knows that

this isn't abt a high schooler but it happened to me so
this morning spencer(5 yr old who is in my morning daycare) came into the kitchen and
him: what are you doing?
me, stirring my tea: im making tea
him: why?
me: because i need the caffeine to stay awake
him: * starts laughing * caffeine.
me: ?
him, as if it's obvious: it's not even alive! but humans are
me:
me:
me: https://media.tenor.com/images/41519543235f84fb72077b275f4dfbd1/tenor.gif

"A short story of how I poisoined myself." - My science teacher after poisioning himself with mustard gas.

“Stop giving the cat a blowjob.”

Shane Dawson?

Prof: If the Chinese had all of these resources, then what more could they want?
Prof, seeing me snicker in the back: Yes? What is it?
Me: They had all of those resources, but the only thing they were missing was love.

"Miss A, what's this?"
"It's my machine gun."

Me, after finding a Windows crash sound effect button: Spamming the button during Algebra

“That’s some steamy pasta”

"PUT YOUR SHOES ON"

Blasting the Imperial March in the lounge
Me: WHY

“Your child is on crack!”
“Who gave you drugs?”
“It was mom.”
“Oh you’re just gonna out me like that, huh?”
“Sharing is caring, babe.”
“This house is a fucking nightmare.”

"You're in a good mood."
"Yeah, and I didn't even need to sleep. I just took drugs….. Wait. Prescription."

"I'm in a good mood. That can only mean one thing. I'm gonna die today."
That was me, and that was the day I won 15 bucks for being the best in my grade on a test.

"Maya can you just not? For like a day?" - my math teacher at a student

"I think I should be able to not do anything."
"Maya, you already don't do anything." - also my math teacher at the same student

“What character do you turn into with the Zelda wig?”

"I should be a nightlight, because little kids turn me on."

(Greg who?)

(And I oop-)

"Maya can you just not? For like a day?" - my math teacher at a student

"I think I should be able to not do anything."
"Maya, you already don't do anything." - also my math teacher at the same student

are you in my math class because this is literally what happens in my class