Love you too babe
I was explaining who you were at a party and it got really quiet right as I yelled that
Gasp!
I'm Pickles Famous?!
I have two friends that know anything about Frankenstein and they both dislike you for it. I've done my best to assure them that you're great, though
edit: well I guess three, but the third doesn't give a heck and probably thinks I'm making you up
Honestly, having people believe that I'm made up based off of what you've told them about me is an excellent life achievement
“Or we could be an ogre family. I’ll be Shrek.”
"I want Shrek to be my dad."
"Your dad or your daddy?"
"Both."
"Sweet home Alabama I guess."
"Gru is just dollar store Victor Vale."
@forgetful-ravens lol
"V is just malnourished Kylo Ren."
"Someone please get that boy a sandwich!"
“Yo what kind of fucking chemical has twenty hydrogen in it?”
"That's what happens when you make chemistry s'mores."
"Please don't do your TED Talk on Vector…"
"I'm scared of water!!!"
Literally in a swimming pool
Me: "Wh-"
Me: "I'll pay you ten bucks to write a fanfiction between Carl Wheezer and Jimmy's mom"
Friend: cracks knuckles and starts pounding away on his laptop
One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.
One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.
What has this world become
Update: I literally just got it sent to me via google docs. I'm terrified
One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.
What has this world become
Excellent.
Try again, Jyn.
I will not apologize for being correct.
guys I'm scared the start of the fanfic is pretty normal. That's very suspicious
One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.
What has this world become
Excellent.
Try again, Jyn.
I will not apologize for being correct.
Society is crumbling before my very eyes. And who is to blame? Jyn. Jyn has singlehandedly collapsed society as we know it.
One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.
Um…
That honestly doesn’t seem that weird when you consider my group of friends
One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.
What has this world become
Excellent.
Try again, Jyn.
I will not apologize for being correct.
Society is crumbling before my very eyes. And who is to blame? Jyn. Jyn has singlehandedly collapsed society as we know it.
That is, quite honestly, my goal. I'm glad to have achieved it.
One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.
Um…
That honestly doesn’t seem that weird when you consider my group of friends
A different one submitted Peppa Pig fanfiction for class.
One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.
What has this world become
Excellent.
Try again, Jyn.
I will not apologize for being correct.
Society is crumbling before my very eyes. And who is to blame? Jyn. Jyn has singlehandedly collapsed society as we know it.
That is, quite honestly, my goal. I'm glad to have achieved it.
Oh no I encouraged her.
No matter what you say you will encourage me. I have won awards out of pure spite.