forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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@HighPockets group

Love you too babe

I was explaining who you were at a party and it got really quiet right as I yelled that

Gasp!
I'm Pickles Famous?!

I have two friends that know anything about Frankenstein and they both dislike you for it. I've done my best to assure them that you're great, though
edit: well I guess three, but the third doesn't give a heck and probably thinks I'm making you up

Honestly, having people believe that I'm made up based off of what you've told them about me is an excellent life achievement

@HighPockets group

"I want Shrek to be my dad."
"Your dad or your daddy?"
"Both."
"Sweet home Alabama I guess."

"Gru is just dollar store Victor Vale."
@forgetful-ravens lol

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“Yo what kind of fucking chemical has twenty hydrogen in it?”

@Hybrid-Is-tired

"I want Shrek to be my dad."
"Your dad or your daddy?"
"Both."
"Sweet home Alabama I guess."

"Gru is just dollar store Victor Vale."
@forgetful-ravens lol

Do the roar

@Hybrid-Is-tired

Me: "I'll pay you ten bucks to write a fanfiction between Carl Wheezer and Jimmy's mom"

Friend: cracks knuckles and starts pounding away on his laptop

@HighPockets group

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

What has this world become

@HighPockets group

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

What has this world become

Excellent.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

What has this world become

Excellent.

Try again, Jyn.

@HighPockets group

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

What has this world become

Excellent.

Try again, Jyn.

I will not apologize for being correct.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

What has this world become

Excellent.

Try again, Jyn.

I will not apologize for being correct.

Society is crumbling before my very eyes. And who is to blame? Jyn. Jyn has singlehandedly collapsed society as we know it.

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

Um…
That honestly doesn’t seem that weird when you consider my group of friends

@HighPockets group

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

What has this world become

Excellent.

Try again, Jyn.

I will not apologize for being correct.

Society is crumbling before my very eyes. And who is to blame? Jyn. Jyn has singlehandedly collapsed society as we know it.

That is, quite honestly, my goal. I'm glad to have achieved it.

@HighPockets group

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

Um…
That honestly doesn’t seem that weird when you consider my group of friends

A different one submitted Peppa Pig fanfiction for class.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

What has this world become

Excellent.

Try again, Jyn.

I will not apologize for being correct.

Society is crumbling before my very eyes. And who is to blame? Jyn. Jyn has singlehandedly collapsed society as we know it.

That is, quite honestly, my goal. I'm glad to have achieved it.

Oh no I encouraged her.

@HighPockets group

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

What has this world become

Excellent.

Try again, Jyn.

I will not apologize for being correct.

Society is crumbling before my very eyes. And who is to blame? Jyn. Jyn has singlehandedly collapsed society as we know it.

That is, quite honestly, my goal. I'm glad to have achieved it.

Oh no I encouraged her.

No matter what you say you will encourage me. I have won awards out of pure spite.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.

What has this world become

Excellent.

Try again, Jyn.

I will not apologize for being correct.

Society is crumbling before my very eyes. And who is to blame? Jyn. Jyn has singlehandedly collapsed society as we know it.

That is, quite honestly, my goal. I'm glad to have achieved it.

Oh no I encouraged her.

No matter what you say you will encourage me. I have won awards out of pure spite.

I'm not even surprised.