"The Incredible B U L K."
I forgot I’m the mod of this chat and I was getting really annoyed with this string of quote on quote on quote, so I reminded myself, Emi, you’re the mod, and you have rules against pointless. conversations, so like, STOP
"If I was working on death row and someone ordered the McLobster for their final meal, I'd shoot them on the spot."
I forgot I’m the mod of this chat and I was getting really annoyed with this string of quote on quote on quote, so I reminded myself, Emi, you’re the mod, and you have rules against pointless. conversations, so like, STOP
Ah, got it mom.
Flex those mod powers, you earned them <3
To the tune of Mr. Sandman
"[Name Redacted], bring us the keys, bom bom bom bum-"
“So I finished this sketch of the dragon you wanted me to draw”
[picture of the dragon]
a few minutes later
“I realized I should probably add scales”
“well, time to dive deeper into clinical insanity!”
Boy A: puts hand on Boy B's thigh while trying to get something from him.
Boy B: "That's kinda gay, bro."
Boy A: "I'm kinda gay bro."
"Wait do you think there are any Carl Sagan x reader fanfics? For (chemistry teacher's name)" -my friend last year about our teacher who's married with a kid and swears her crush is normal because her husband has a crush on him too (supposedly)
One of my friends wrote a Charlie Brown/Caillou fanfic, which also had Shaggy and Peppa Pig as Caillou's exes, Caillou wore an anime schoolgirl outfit, and also committed war crimes in the Anime Girl War. Also one of my irl friends was there, just as herself.
Um…
That honestly doesn’t seem that weird when you consider my group of friends
A different one submitted Peppa Pig fanfiction for class.
Yeah you’ve said that before and I was saying how it sounds like something one of my friends would do
"Wait do you think there are any Carl Sagan x reader fanfics? For (chemistry teacher's name)" -my friend last year about our teacher who's married with a kid and swears her crush is normal because her husband has a crush on him too (supposedly)
It's not GAY if it's a SCIENCE crush
"Is Mercutio a thot?"
"Yes."
Turns to other friend
"See! I was right!"
"Wait do you think there are any Carl Sagan x reader fanfics? For (chemistry teacher's name)" -my friend last year about our teacher who's married with a kid and swears her crush is normal because her husband has a crush on him too (supposedly)
It's not GAY if it's a SCIENCE crush
The problem being he's 1. Dead and 2. Her husband does NOT feel the same
"Wait do you think there are any Carl Sagan x reader fanfics? For (chemistry teacher's name)" -my friend last year about our teacher who's married with a kid and swears her crush is normal because her husband has a crush on him too (supposedly)
It's not GAY if it's a SCIENCE crush
The problem being he's 1. Dead and 2. Her husband does NOT feel the same
Considering they're both scientists, the first thing could possibly be changed if they were really dedicated.
"Wait do you think there are any Carl Sagan x reader fanfics? For (chemistry teacher's name)" -my friend last year about our teacher who's married with a kid and swears her crush is normal because her husband has a crush on him too (supposedly)
It's not GAY if it's a SCIENCE crush
The problem being he's 1. Dead and 2. Her husband does NOT feel the same
Considering they're both scientists, the first thing could possibly be changed if they were really dedicated.
They're MaRrIeD jYn
Therapy would never help that three year old
"Wait do you think there are any Carl Sagan x reader fanfics? For (chemistry teacher's name)" -my friend last year about our teacher who's married with a kid and swears her crush is normal because her husband has a crush on him too (supposedly)
It's not GAY if it's a SCIENCE crush
The problem being he's 1. Dead and 2. Her husband does NOT feel the same
Considering they're both scientists, the first thing could possibly be changed if they were really dedicated.
They're MaRrIeD jYn
Therapy would never help that three year old
"Mom, why is one of my dads falling apart?"
"…………"
"Wait do you think there are any Carl Sagan x reader fanfics? For (chemistry teacher's name)" -my friend last year about our teacher who's married with a kid and swears her crush is normal because her husband has a crush on him too (supposedly)
It's not GAY if it's a SCIENCE crush
The problem being he's 1. Dead and 2. Her husband does NOT feel the same
Considering they're both scientists, the first thing could possibly be changed if they were really dedicated.
They're MaRrIeD jYn
Therapy would never help that three year old
"Mom, why is one of my dads falling apart?"
"…………"
"We'll tell you when you're older."
"You strumpet!"
Excited whisper "That means whore!"
"Well, your mother is a bawdy lily-livered codpiece!"
"Which one?"
"Hey, that's not the Cardinal Way."
"No, but it is the Bardinal Way."
"……fuck."
I was singing a Barbie song and my sister asked what it was from and when I told her about Barbie's character, she didn't know. But I was pretty sure she'd seen it so as a joke I held up my hand and said, "But father I don't want to be king! I want to be. A. Botanist!" And she said "OHHH THAT ONE"
Apparently me gently poking fun at one of the characters is the thing that made her remember and not, you know.. the plot
“it’s like popping a boner, but softball”
I’m concerned
you should be
K but catching a good pop fly is one of the most satisfying feelings ever.
The little crack-thwump as it lands in your glove? Chef's kiss
“it’s like popping a boner, but softball”
I’m concerned
you should be
K but catching a good pop fly is one of the most satisfying feelings ever.
The little crack-thwump as it lands in your glove? Chef's kiss
oml yess i did that today and it was so great
"i always look forward to seeing what your hair color will be this week!" my English teacher @ me
in personal development
"Girls how do you properly ask a boy out" my teacher
my gay ass "I dont"
"most of my friends have daddy issues"
"dont you have them?"
"people call me daddy, i dont really see that as something i can control"
"But does he pass…..the C H A D C H E C K?"
