forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of-" unholy screeching follows as my friend hates this song

Yes. (I learned it from Big Bang Theory, though…)

Me: A lethal dose is also a lifetime supply.
Kid next to me: Absolutely loses it

Teacher: Talking about indentured servitude vs. slavery
Me: So, if indentured servants get freed, and slaves are owned for life, does that mean that if you died while you were an indentured servant, would that make you a slave? Because you were owned until you died.

to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle
“I’m so tired that thinking hurts, I am God’s mistake.”

“Remember, if you have the coronavirus; sharing is caring!”
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“Your hand is a girl”
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“You need your lips to open a door”
“Kiss the doorknob….doorknob x reader”
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“What instrument are they talking about? You don’t need your mouth to play a guitar but you need your mouth to play blowy instruments”

to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle
“I’m so tired that thinking hurts, I am God’s mistake.”

just showed it to a friend and they came up with:

"I'm so tired that everything hurts, I am God's little mistake
How I wonder why I try, Bob Ross would call me a mistake
I'm so tired everything's numb, I am God's Belts out in a octave lower LITTLE MISTAKE"

Teacher: And that, my friends, is how you take an integral!
Student: [Teacher], we're not your friends.

this kinda happened before. there was this girl, and her nickname was PK, but only her friends were allowed to call her that. our english teacher started calling her that, so she went up to her desk one day, wearing the teachers pink scruncie and said: 'only my friends are allowed to call me PK, beotch.", flicked the scrunhie on the teachers desk and walked out as the bell ring.
iconic
(to be fair, it was a teacher everyone hated)

"Society? You mean that thing from Joker?"

“You are what you eat, you know.”

A chorus of different things:

From me: “Nothing?” (I didn’t have anything to eat for lunch lmao)

“Junk?”

as well as

“Garbage” from another person, no question mark.

“White bread.”

Then I interrupted bread with, “No, you’re an enigma of peanut butter.” (you could now guess who I interrupted lmao. Nate loooves peanut butter. weird.)

and it was great because it was all at once

“You are, My fire,”
“My one, desire.”
“Believe, when I say:”
(all) “I want it that way!”
“Can you please make them leave?”

Girl sitting next to me:Looks me straight in the eyes while shoving a handful of Skittles in her pocket.
Me: W-what are you doing?
Her: Whispers "Pocket Skittles."

"a buttplug for your troubles"

"Do a Naruto gang sign!"
"I DON'T KNOW ANY JUTSUS!"

"what accent should i do?"
(two people at the same time) "French" "Redneck!"
"i don't know if i can do that-"
"do both"
"a Fredneck if you will"

Standing very close to each other
"We have separation anxiety!"
(they ended up sitting across the room from each other)

"What's your political party?"
"Umm… My political party is Bernie Sanders."

Watching an episode of Star Trek in English
"Oh yeah, sExUaL tEnSiOn"
a few minutes later
"Really exploring your sexuality, heck yeah"
a few more minutes later
"Aaaand nevermind."

"It can't be that illegal."
-My history teacher during a bike trip, sneaking the entire group through a broken segment of fence to get into a graveyard.

I want this teacher

"i lost my feet!"
"where did you leave them?"
"i left them with your stuff, did you lose my feet?"
"oh yeah, sorry i think i lost your feet"
"now i need new feet, where's the paper?"

Teacher: "do you want a chicken strip?"
"a chicken strip?"
Teacher: *holds out a paper with pictures of chickens on tear-off strips *
"oh, yeah i want one-"
*sees the paper * "i wANT A CHICKEN STRIP!!!!"

“Food doesn’t matter”
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"It can't be that illegal."
-My history teacher during a bike trip, sneaking the entire group through a broken segment of fence to get into a graveyard.

I want this teacher

I wanna see you last through a day of his bad jokes.

"It can't be that illegal."
-My history teacher during a bike trip, sneaking the entire group through a broken segment of fence to get into a graveyard.

I want this teacher

I wanna see you last through a day of his bad jokes.

Challenge accepted! I'm coming in tomorrow

So we're back in History class
Me: Long Island: Exists The Dutch: it's free real estate.
Same kid next to me: continues to lose it

Me: AND HIS NAME IS JOOOOHN SMITH
Again, the same kid: Keeps losing it

Oh yeah this isn’t a quote but apparently someone put a sausage on the tampon dispenser in the girls’ bathroom at school