forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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The people who make fun of me being trans and use my deadname after being out at school: Do you think we're dumb?
Me, taking out an earbud and staring them in the eyes: Yes.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

(So I'm in Algebra and almost everyone else is older than me so they went for the day to check out the class above them so there's 3 of us left and this is what happened)

One kid: Random babbling and rocking back and forth to the tune of the alphabet
Me: Somehow slithering around a chair and giggling
My friend: Actually trying to learn something
My teacher: Sighing

@Pickles group

"Get your corn Ohio virus away from me!"

I realize this is probably about the corona virus, but as an Ohio person, it's the flu
It's literally the flu that's causing schools here to shut down

@Moxie group

"Shut the fuck up, your ears look like Dumbo."
"First of all . . . you're not wrong."

"Apples belong in a bowl, not a pouch."
"Well, maybe you're just bad at sucking."

"Oh great. That's a great photo of your ass."

@Pineapple_Princess eco

"Shut the fuck up, your ears look like Dumbo."
"First of all . . . you're not wrong."

"Apples belong in a bowl, not a pouch."
"Well, maybe you're just bad at sucking."

"Oh great. That's a great photo of your ass."

Thank you my ass is great :)

@HighPockets group

Clears throat
"Henry Clerval is a himbo, and Mercutio is a thot."

definitely did not read that in PM Seymour’s voice

I see you are a person of culture as well ;)

@brb

in science class:

  • "oh no, my energy is halfed!"
  • breathing heavily "oh snap, i lost my oxygen!"
  • drumming hand on throat "renegade, renegade, renegade"
  • "WHO SAID HUMANS CANT MAKE THEIR OWN FOOD! MY MOM MAKES HER OWN FOOD!!!"
  • "I make my own food. instead of water, sunlight and carbon dioxide, i just need a cup o noodles, microwave and water!!"
  • "I know you miss me." tries to 'sexily' hop on table and falls backwards
  • "HI!" teacher tells him to leave, he begins to back up (he has a broken foot wheelie thing lmao) "beep, beep, beep… "bumps into table
  • bell rings, i stand up "ADIOS MUTHAFUCKAS!" tries to leave, but the door is locked
  • someone whistles "NO WHISTLING, WHISTLING IS A SIGN OF HAPPINESS AND YOU AREN'T HAPPY IN MY CLASS!!"
  • "what is the second element in glucose?" "uhhh, ahhh,, silver??" "GLUCOSE"
  • "IM A PHOEBE PLANT. BASICALLY, IM BILL NYE AND MS FRIZZLE'S SON."
  • "you legit look like the dude in the orange jumpsuit from dispicable me when you wear your glasses"
  • "guys, my glucose levels just dropped, no wonder im wilting"
  • "THE PLANT WE NEVER ADOPTED DIED!??"
  • tosses koosh "what are the reactants in the photosynthesis chemical equation?" tries to catch the koosh ball and drops it. "rea-oop!"

@brb

Oh my god I said the cup ramen thing in my science class. I said: I make cup ramen doesn't that count?

omg that is actually hilarious,,, this guy said this today while we were taking photosynthesis notes and the teacher heard him and just glared at him before bursting out laughing

@brb

my science class is wild
today my friend and i got into an argument over who's hair was poofier(i won)
and finding nemo was ruined for us the other day

i feel like every science class is wild
How was nemo ruined for you?

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“Why can’t you sit in a CHAIR, like a NORMAL PERSON?”
sitting on the counter, using the chair as a footrest: “I’m too queer.”

@brb

have you ever learned about how jellyfish reproduce?

strangled voice nO

@brb

have you ever learned about how jellyfish reproduce?

strangled voice nO

Oh just you wait it messes up that WHOLE scene

screams NO