forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"I'm Elphaba from Wicked, and I'm singing Let It Go."

(idInA?!)

Don’t you mean Adele Dazeem?

No? I mean Idina Menzel?

Oof sorry I knew that there was this presenter who called he Adele Dazeem once and it became a running joke

Ohhhhhh

"One of them had actually turned it in. So I decided to read it…. It was 394 pages. What this student had done was copy and paste the script of The Phantom Menace with the names changed……… I was cast as jar jar binks." -my English teacher about an essay that his AP class had two days to work on and half of the class had written nothing

I want that teacher :(

I love him

this is the best thing i've ever seen

(My friend texting her boyfriend)
Yes
Yes yes
No yes
No no?
Yes no
(It continues on from her for a while, and we were both laughing our heads off from the stupidity of it.)

"One of them had actually turned it in. So I decided to read it…. It was 394 pages. What this student had done was copy and paste the script of The Phantom Menace with the names changed……… I was cast as jar jar binks." -my English teacher about an essay that his AP class had two days to work on and half of the class had written nothing

I want that teacher :(

I love him

this is the best thing i've ever seen

We are now watching Star Trek because it somehow ties into the book we started

My english teacher started calling himself “Big Cheese”

My english teacher started calling himself “Big Cheese”

Wisconsin?

Minnesota

The Big Cheese has blasted Titanium to get stuck in our heads

"Today we are here to greet a new member into the rubber chicken cult-"
the new recruit walks away.
"YOU TRAITOR!"

“You walked into a wall?”
“Yep.”
“Backwards??”
“Uh huh.”
“Why???”
“I couldn’t see where I was going.”
“Why not??”
“Because I was walking backwards.”

"Sorry, I forgot you were ticklish, that was supposed to be a greeting." - @Pineapple_Princess

"Sorry, I forgot you were ticklish, that was supposed to be a greeting." - @Pineapple_Princess

I don't need to be called out like this >.<

Girl working on poster: is that straight?
Me, without looking up from my phone: is it wearing a backwards baseball cap and white vans?

singing beauty and the beast with a really twangy country accent

Aight. I just spent a weekend with 20 other high schoolers with no electronics and free access to an entire camp so I have a list.

• “Who needs piercings when you have lizards?”

• “Where else would you go?”
  “Well, I could jump into the lake and drown, so heaven, I hope.”

• “I just took a sip of coffee without really realizing it and choked and was very confused and dying for a minute, and that’s why I needed the coffee in the first place.”

• “I’m halfway lifeguard certified, so if you fall in I can save you.”
  “But I can sue you because you’re not fully certified.”
  “Oh ok have fun drowning then.”

• slides out of a tube slide with an iced coffee in hand
  “sup, ladies.”

• “Why wouldn't you trust me?”
  “You’re drinking decaf black coffee.”
  “Fair enough.”

• complete silence. 12 girls are trying to sleep.
  …
  “Liberty liberty liberty.”

• “Am I being predictable?”
  “Yeah a little bit.”
  silence
  “Key lime pie.”
  “What?”
  “I’m trying not to be predictable.”

"I even walk like a ho!"

"BISH YOU LOOK LIKE A HUNGOVER JABBA THE HUT"
"YOU LOOK LIKE YOU PUT THE BISH IN BISHARP"
"YOU LOOK LIKE IF THE GRINCH WAS BASED OFF OF JAKE PAUL"

"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely oysters."

"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely oysters."

The woild is yer erster

"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely oysters."

The woild is yer erster

Yer fancy clam with the poil inside

dancing awkwardly "that's called greenwashing and that's not okay"

"I imagine this is what would happen if Albert Einstein was on hard core drugs."

Dancing awkwardly
Takes airpods off "What?"

"ok but why does the minecraft soundtrack slap so hard???"

"if i listen to twenty one pilots quietly instead of dancing awkwardly, yall know my mental health is going to sh*t"

"im bout to boop ur snoot so hard you go into forever sleep"
do it pu*sy - me

“Commitment to the aesthetic is the gay agenda.”